Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jealousy
Today, my girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female contacts or she’d set my stuff on fire. Yes, that includes my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML
Time for a change
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Crazy ex
Today, my girlfriend came up to me to ask me to have access to my Google account, just so she could delete all my photos then break up with me, saying I was in the wrong. She thought it was disrespectful for me to have a life outside of her. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
It must be love
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and when she found nothing she accused me of having a secret second phone, and is tearing apart the house and both cars looking for a secret phone. I’ve been making calls so the cops and a locksmith are on their way, I need this bitch out of my life. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Overbearing
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and computer and deleted all my videos and photos of my high school girlfriend, who died when she was only 16. Her excuse was that keeping those photos was emotional cheating. FML
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eggmarie 25
Sounds like an overly attached girlfriend song. Also, what is with all the jealous girlfriends lately?
Posthuman 26
She thought your aunt was trying to steal you ;)
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eggmarie 25
Sounds like an overly attached girlfriend song. Also, what is with all the jealous girlfriends lately?
hippo1234 19
The holiday season is coming. They don't want to be alone and have their families make passive aggressive comments about how they'll be alone forever because they can't hold on to a man.
DragonzCreator 3
And I've noticed it's all in California too!
silbot 11
Tell her you're bi.
AlexRen 21
Winter is approaching.
dani115 6
Ikr I was thinking that too
Posthuman 26
She thought your aunt was trying to steal you ;)
CadillacPimpen 6
I hope some one steals your account and changes your profile pic so il never have to see it again.
Posthuman 26
I hope someone steals your dick so your wife can't complain to me anymore
jujubunni5 9
Should have stopped after the first comment
Posthuman 26
Yeah...fail on my part for retaliating. I forgot you can't teach assholes how to be nice
MisterEx 28
Your first comment was nice so I guess you can after all.
gracehi 33
39 was in response to a mean comment about their profile picture. Something about hoping someone will steal their profile or something. I guess the moderators deleted it, but left 39 out to dry and look like a nonsensical douche.
Posthuman 26
Yeah :/
FMLTuna 6
I love nin.
supbabes 0
Just don't let her bitch slap your auntie OP!
SAgirl 23
His mom to?
heyy_tharr_ 5
Posthuman....you are muddafukin HOT...damn..
rattusrattus 19
Yeah, I would suggest dumping her. That be creepy. Or at least, have a very stern "what the **** were you thinking?!" talk.
KaeporaGaebora 4
Seriously. I would ask her what the hell was up. You don't just go through someones phone and just delete their numbers.
annie_nk 23
Just going through their messages can be rude.
Zdoggg 4
I have had to have that talk unfortunately. Apparently it's not ok for me to have girls numbers in my phone even from before I knew her but its fine when she's texting other guys.
yousuck44 11
Wow, your girlfriend sounds like a bitch and an hypocrite
TheAspieDork 27
Dump her ass
TBelle4Ever 15
I believe she might be just a little jealous?
iseyixes 18
Stating the obvious.
Ugi 27
I think you may have found a bunny-boiler there. Run!
TBelle4Ever 15
6, love the Fatal Attraction reference!
asherm 15
I won't be ignored Daniel!
Dillyduzit 23
Believe it or not, girls do get insecure. That only means she has been cheated on before and wants to prevent it from happening again. Spend some time telling her how you feel about her and showing her how trustworthy you are, instead of writing FMLs about it :)
MidnaLink 35
She erased his family, though. Unless he is openly into incest, that really isn't necessary... in fact, erasing every female is not necessary.
ManInTheMachine 20
Are you THAT naïve, or just stupid? Does she really think the boyfriend would participate in some freakish incest orgy with his female relatives? If she thinks he's capable of that, then she shouldn't be dating him to begin with. My clinger senses are tingling. She also reeks of a 'Me, me, me, ******* PAY ATTENTION TO ME!' attitude.
unknown_user5566 27
I suspect #7 has been cheated on, and reacted by erasing everything in her next boyfriend's phone. Hmmm...
simplylost643 0
#7- Her rampant insecurities are NOT his problem, nor his fault (as far as we know). He's a boyfriend, not a therapist! She either needs to work through/ fix her problems, before affecting another, or lock herself away so she stops infecting the world with her crazy. You don't delete someone elses life (read: phone contacts) because you've been cheated on in the past!
SkyyEatsAirplane 11
She may not have known that some of those girls were his family members. I don't think it was right to do this without confronting him, but I do think she deserves some sympathy. She's probably extremely insecure, we don't know for sure. But if she is, the sooner she gets support the better. People complain about other people without being considerate and judge the person, but are you really helping the world and yourself? If people continue placing judgements without offering support, it's more likely you'll end up with another insecure person because they were also abandoned. You're not really helping the situation, you're only avoiding it
simplylost643 0
#42- She get's no sympathy! Crazy needs medication and possibly electoshock treatments. Not for the world to have to become it's emotional tampon. As for are we really helping the world by judging it, damn right we are! The less crazy in the world, the less ammunition we have to buy.
gracehi 33
I'm sorry, but this girlfriend's behavior is bordering on the psychotic. Having been cheated on in the past may make you more wary of things that could reasonably be deemed suspicious, but it doesn't automatically make you psychotically paranoid. My ex husband cheated on me but I trust my boyfriend completely because he is a different man. I'd never dream of looking through his phone, much less delete his contacts. That behavior is just completely irrational. I agree the girl needs help and compassion, but not the kind her boyfriend can provide. What she needs is some professional psychological therapy and perhaps medication.
MidnaLink 35
24 Do you mean me? Because I don't actually think that her boyfriend is actually into straight incest, she just didn't have a real reason to delete his female relatives
ManInTheMachine 20
MidnaLink: No, I was replying to 7. To avoid confusion, if I'm talking to someone under a reply, I will either use their comment number or name. I actually agree with you. :) I didn't even see your comment until after I replied to 7.
SkyyEatsAirplane 11
That's not "psychotic behavior". Everyone handles situations differently. Being cheated on once or twice or even 3-4 times may not affect you enough to react the way OP's girlfriend did... But If someone's been abandoned and abused too many times it could really affect someone enough to over react
MidnaLink 35
96 Thanks. I just thought it was me because I actually brought up incest.
gracehi 33
101, I said BORDERING on psychotic. And I imagine that there is always a reason behind extreme paranoia, possibly including abuse and abandonment in this case, but that does NOT make her behavior rational, nor does it mean that OP can "fix" her or excuse her behavior. It seems to me that the girlfriend was trying to control OP by attempting to ensure that he could have no relationship with any other female, romantic or otherwise. Whether his girlfriend is damaged or not, OP shouldn't have to endure that type of controlling behavior.
xSaru 20
Umm no. First of all, even if she's been cheated on before - you don't do that. You tell the person you're involved with how you feel, have a talk etc etc. And, in my experience, I've had that kinf of jealous boyfriends. Whyyy were they jeslous? Well because they knew they could not trust themselves, since they're were cheating on me apparently, and thus expected me to be just as big an.asshole. Arrgh Im too tired for this, hope anyone at all got my point.. x,D
Eluveitie 9
R.I.P. English..
fatlemonjefferso 8
Nonsense. What the girlfriend did was wrong and immature.
AwesomeNinjazz 3
I bet you trusted you husband too
gracehi 33
143, I did until he started staying out all night and ignoring my calls, along with a host of other suspicious behavior. If my boyfriend ever starts doing the same sort of things, I will stop trusting him too, but until he gives me a reason not to trust him, I will trust him completely.
wildthang428 10
Last I checked psychotic can be crazy, and that girl is bat sh*t crazy. Being cheated on does not give anyone the right to invade someone else's privacy nor become controlling like that. If that's how she's acting, she needs to be single and work out her personal issues before committing to a relationship. If she's that paranoid because she's been cheated on so many times then she needs to evaluate herself in a relationship because clearly something is wrong with BOTH parties.
SkyyEatsAirplane 11
Telling your partner how you feel won't do anything. You can't control your partners choices but you can prevent them from making mistakes or going the wrong direction if you take a little control. I personally don't control my boyfriend, but I did delete one bitch out of his life. This girl was a lying manipulative bitch. I spoke to my boyfriend about her behavior multiple times and he didn't do anything about this homewrecker, so I took things into my own hands, told her off and deleted her off his Facebook and phone. My relationships been good since
karen1991 15
Did she also remember to delete her own?
originalparamore 0
run bro!!!!!!!!!!!
Enslaved 38
Funny because your hook up girls are all secretly under guys' names? Haha I just know that some guys do that. Not that I'm checking. :P
perdix 31
I've also heard that some guys list their hook-up girls as companies. Companies have male and female employees, right? It may be apocryphal, but that's what I've heard;)
Enslaved 38
Hmmmm Thanks for telling me what to look for. (That is, if I ever become that "crazy") My BF claims to be involved with head hunting. It's all starting to make sense!
lyskiss 10
Like Jake from Statefarm?
ant1078 7
Yup, I'd say she normal, now go marry her and make it formal.