Anonymous
Aldershot, United Kingdom
Welcome to the world!
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sad ex-wife
Leicester, United Kingdom
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Anonymous
Sun Prairie, United States
Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
Anonymous
Anchorage, United States
Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML
Anonymous
Titusville, United States
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
paula123
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
sodonewiththis89
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Long time coming, probably
Today, to punish my wife for disrespecting me in front of my friends, I told her I wasn't going to help with the baby tonight. When I woke up, she and my baby were gone with nothing more than a text saying she was speaking to a divorce lawyer. Over one night. FML
Whatthehell
Today, my husband's mistress purposely and dangerously induced her own labor so that she would have the baby on my birthday. Yes, I'm divorcing him. FML
RachelMc
Architect
Today, my husband of 4 years announced that he doesn’t love me anymore and that he’s leaving me for his coworker who he met 2 months ago. I helped him find that job. It’s like I aided in the destruction of my own marriage. FML
Top comments
Charlie Given 28
Damn that's some BS sorry for ya, but thank you for your diligent service during these troubling times
lifeis4me 20
That sucks, but I admire your ability to be strong and mature through it. Those kind of qualities will help you find someone better.
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Charlie Given 28
Damn that's some BS sorry for ya, but thank you for your diligent service during these troubling times
RichardPencil 32
Ugh, you're in the U.K. where you can't take revenge on them because of socialized medicine. Here in the US, you could have billed them with minute details and some "errors." The hassle alone would bring you some sense that you exacted justice.
lifeis4me 20
That sucks, but I admire your ability to be strong and mature through it. Those kind of qualities will help you find someone better.
1known 34
And is he the father?
s_ve 7
You are so strong and a much better person.