Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
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mae18_fml 0
dreams do come true ! =)
mad_molly 0
Teenager? Eesh
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Comments (200)
qwerty545678 0
WOW you teenagers should just learn how too keep your legs shut and your uderus closed and then you wouldnt be in this perdiciment!
justanotherhuman 21
inclined to agree w/#182. The OP's psychic mother saw it coming, annnnnnd shame on OP for poor birth-control habits(if this pregnancy was unwanted)? Beyond that, the mother's opinion on how 'awful' this situation may or may not be, is irrelevant. Need to talk to family and doctor(s) about whatever choice you make regarding this pregnancy.
LeverPuller 5
Except even good birth control habits can result in pregnancy. BUT WHATEVVVVV
meganjclark 0
hahah shit....
steedy 0
something tells me she knew beforehand and was just trying to make you confess.
wainersgirl73 0
wow that sucks...i would have just then as she said that been like i am pregnant an i was getting ready to tell you...then ran off actin like im cryin lol to make her feel bad.
magnis 0
SURPRISE MOM! lol suck 4 u are u married?
breenarae25 0
how old r u op?
secretvampire13 0
wow is ur mom psychic?
fluffy_nuggets 0
nice suprise? at least if somethig happens to her ur at te doctor... plus your mom shud b a fortune teller... just sayinnn
Prue_fml 0
if your a teenager, say goodbye to fun and hello to responsibility, insomnia and no money :-)