Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
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mae18_fml 0
dreams do come true ! =)
mad_molly 0
Teenager? Eesh
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stormin972 0
Wow. Your mom is good. YDI too.
chkchkBOOM 0
she probably already knows, and she's using the doctor as an excuse so it wouldn't be awkward for her to ask you out of the blue :)
glayce 0
YDI for being a *****. That is all, and feel free to flame me. I only get stronger as a result.
adamsk1 0
#4- there is absolutely no reason for you to be so judgemental. you have no idea what this girl may be going through!! until you walk a mike in this chicks shoes how abt you stfu! on another note my baby sis was 16 when she got pregnant and now has a beautiful baby girl. my sis is 18 now, about to graduate high school ON TIME, about to get married, and is already enrolled to go to college. plus she works full time and makes loads of tine for her baby. that just goes to show that no matter what situation you may be in you can make it work so before you stupid ppl start throwin stones how abt you take a look at all the stupid mistakes you've made in your life, and if you haven't yet, you will!! give the chick a break. she's about to be a mom which makes her a lot stronger and way more mature than most ppl her age!!
Kaizoku_fml 6
She provides you with a segway, and you don't take it. If there ever was a time for the line "funny you should say that...".
karma123456 0
WTF? how old are you?
lesuze 5
How old are you? This isn't necessarily an FML if you're an adult . . . but considering that your mother is going with you to the doctor . . .
lizh_fml 9
studies show? nice and specific. Not to belittle your bullet proof evidence but yours is a lifestyle choice, don't force it on others. Noone seems to be bothered by the doctor who would be in serious trouble if she reported him.
nettamonique 0
creepy
dancingcutie1029 2
wowww! I cannot believe all these people who are being so rude and hateful to "snickerdoodles"!!! I have the same opinion as her! Waiting till marriage is great and makes your relationship stronger and more special. She doesn't have this opinion because she "can't get laid" it is because those are her personal beliefs, and her parents raised her right! I give props to "snickerdoodles" for standing up for herself! PS: don't hate on Gingers!