single and hatless
Wilmington, United States
Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anxious spaghetti
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend over text. We wore each others' hats, so I gave his back and asked for mine. He “accidentally” burned it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
TrueStory
Pakistan
Sigma grindset
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Anonymous
Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom
Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck
San Mateo, United States
What did I do?
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
soso
Sweden
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
reallyupset
United States
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Lafayette, United States
Tea leaf
Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
Kevin
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Top comments
extrasnipes 22
Well it is a rather serious matter
Miss_Chevious 37
Either his beanie was a gift from his fairy god mother or he just needed a reason to dump you. FYL
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Comments (72)
extrasnipes 22
Well it is a rather serious matter
LilMissCanadian 22
Everyone knows beanies are sacred. Come on OP don't ya know
2C0OL4SCH0OL 17
I guess he should date his beanie hat then if he throws away a 2 year relationship that easily lol
Tripartita 45
My thought exactly; it's the only logical alternative. I mean, technically, she could only date the beanie on a Thursday which her back facing the moon, but you get the idea.
Tripartita 45
*with
kaotic_angel88 24
12, no we don't.
TH_Insomniak 15
I do so maybe not force your own ignorance on every one else.
Reider022 16
28 stFu
mds9986 24
Enlighten us, 28.
sa5v 21
He sounds really immature op.
Lalala579121 28
That's the point.
R2Y2 22
Relationship sounded like it was over already, usually it's just a case of looking for an excuse, a way out. Thats really bad though, sorry OP.
COURT_KING 14
Well, did you?
Mathalamus 25
Must have been one hell of a beanie hat.
thatguy240 27
Maybe he wanted to end the relationship and didn't know how.
PaigeCutright 16
And queue the boyfriend finding his hat under his bed in a few days then feeling like an asshole.
Epikatz 22
Doubt he'll feel like an asshole. The relationship obviously was not that important to him. And he'll have his hat back.
shoower_fml 9
If he did, don't think he would say sorry, EGO, Is one hell of a drug.
Miss_Chevious 37
Either his beanie was a gift from his fairy god mother or he just needed a reason to dump you. FYL
Irum_M 8
He must really love that beanie if he's thrown away 2 years of being in a relationship.
LadyKayDee 23
Well that escalated quickly!