Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had to stop at Starbucks to get my boss a drink. His son, who is at least 30 minutes late to work every day, was just walking in as I was walking out with all of my stuff. FML
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML
Today, despite leaving early to go to work, I still ended up late because some dude decided to have an argument with the bus driver, delaying us by 20 minutes. As a result, I was fired without a write-up. This was my first ever time being late. FML
Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML
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armybarbie 1
report him? idk sucks to be you.
juliaaalove 8
#49 I don't appreciate that comment. I play girls high school basketball and it's the same game the guys play you jackass. it's ignorant dicks like you who make this a bad world so why don't you get off your fat ass and try to beat women in WNBA and see how that works out for you!
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Comments (151)
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
Lmao.
MadPercussion 0
that's balls.
LightningLadyy 0
Sounds like he didn't want you on the team anyways. THAT SUCKS.
Cates500 0
Ouch
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
0....that's the attendance at women's basketball matches so who cares
nycuser 0
Can someone please tell me how to send a private message only to a particular FML app user over here? I'm not able to figure out.
CollegeGirl2010 0
well obviously you are the water girl..in this case though the coffee girl? lol :D
GiggidyPants 0
Pray to Bob Saget for your coach to be destroyed.
juliaaalove 8
#49 I don't appreciate that comment. I play girls high school basketball and it's the same game the guys play you jackass. it's ignorant dicks like you who make this a bad world so why don't you get off your fat ass and try to beat women in WNBA and see how that works out for you!
mercedes3210 6
#75... I'm pretty sure he was just kidding...
ICaughtFire 4
51.. I might be wrong, but I think you have to ber on the website. The app I use won't let you do it, anyway. 75.. Is it time to change your tampon? Geez.
ICaughtFire 4
Oops.. Be*
ayleyyasuko 0
where on earth can you get coffee in just 2 minutes? jeez.
Bano360 25
Yeah 51 you need to be on the internet and not the app to send messages. Kinda annoying but meh.
xxdannychaosxx 0
@91 8 minutes not 2.
xxdannychaosxx 0
@91 8 minutes not 2.
Sportsfan86 3
#75: I'm pretty sure if you put the top 5 stars in the NBA against the top 5 stars in the WNBA it's a given who's gonna come out on top
MnBran6 0
113 and I'M surprised that a well known patron of FML can get so butthurt over such a comment, I thought you were better than that. Tsk tsk.
joooeee 3
high school girls basketball is hilarious to watch. even though they have the same level of talent as 4th grade boys, it's more entertaining than the NBA.
Milly143 3
75- geez calm the **** down. i play high school bball too but i dont get all asshurt about it
mr_miyagi 0
hahaha 75 is obviosly an angry lesbian on beaver tranquilizers like all women basketball players
Hanii_Puppy 0
@91: 8 minutes. 5 minutes early + 3 minutes late = 8 minutes.
chukacua 2
Who cares if you you play in the WNBA I make more than the highest paid player! Women's sports are fun for them I guess. But not entertaining to watch.
clairedabear 19
You sir, are a douche bag. Have fun burning in hell.
armybarbie 1
report him? idk sucks to be you.
trigsix 0
Them are some tig ole bitties you got their missy.
awesomedot1 0
wtf.
Keyman1212 14
I'm pretty certain she's married. **** you and your creepy ass. Doesn't matter anyway, you're an asshat for hitting on someone in a comment.
crazylight 0
lol look at you defending her honour. : p
CreateZ 0
Holy ****, I've written this four times: Should've hustled. F the FML App
omgshaylaaa 0
do you have the iPod app too?!? I just copy all of my comments before I post them because it usually takes like 3 tries minimum before it works! what's up with that?!
Pocahontas22_fml 0
me too!
omgshaylaaa 0
so this seems to be a common problem with the app? I thought it was just me. hopefully they fix it then! it bugs the shit out of me lol
oliver86 8
same as well it's only been recently too 3rd attempt at posting this
lolaisagirl 0
wow me too! I could have been first on a few FMLs but after like 5 times of posting I've either gave up or gotten second..annoying!
omgshaylaaa 0
lol we should file a mass complaint. i'm surprised it hasn't been fixed.
JuuuusssstFML 0
yep happens to me too usually takes about 3 times but how long does the FML things take anyone know?
Hockeyboy4280 18
I thought I was the only one having this problem!
JuuuusssstFML 0
ya idk and I posted like 4 FMLs and none if them showed up?
zanguard 0
Happens to me as well. Also, my number of comments has stayed at 70 for awhile.
JuuuusssstFML 0
70? mines still at 0 ???
zanguard 0
FML appears to be screwed up at the moment.
JuuuusssstFML 0
well since we are all talking is there a way to send a private message to just one person?
omgshaylaaa 0
me too!!! I've written a ton of comments but apparently I've written 0 as well. and 54 you can private message people but I think you can only do it on the site
omgshaylaaa 0
woooah I logged into the full site and now it says I have 115 comments... weird!
mercedes3210 6
I have the same problem too. everytime I want to post a comment I just go on the website instead of wasting my time posting several times:/
alipod 11
i got bored of it too sometimes i give up
Sirin_fml 47
Guys, can you please file a bug report properly rather than bitch about it in the comments? It's a nuisance to the other users to have to scroll past a massive, off-topic thread. Thanks.
122409 0
lol @ 119, and I'm using the iPhone app. if I go back and refresh the fml's, my comment will show up when I come back to the one I commented on. give that a try before you're all like OMGWTFCOMMENTZ
Sirin_fml 47
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jamaicanking 0
agreed
techweed 12
*indian accent* I thought I was the only one *indian accent*. BTW it a Russell Peters referance
robbilee 14
next time pee in his coffee
CreateZ 0
Way to be original. I'm sure the disgusting stench of piss coming out of the cup wouldn't give anything away.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
No, put roofies in the coffee...
FYLx2 0
It would be the hangover all over again.. Lmfao!
BakNBitz 0
you mean floories, not roofies. even rapies would be acceptable.
mercedes3210 6
sucks/:
daddy15 0
ydi for playing basketball. weaksauce.
bigphill1333 0
I agree it's all about football!!!
IcyHell 0
wtf is "footbal"
Hockeyboy4280 18
No, just no. Hockey ftw
squirell_AIDS69 0
#11 if you don't understand sauce, then you're better off not replying to #6.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
Try wrestling! basketball is what little boys play during Wrestling season!
SkateElement44 0
Wrestling is a mans sport
LaxBro6 0
Wrestling is another way to get closer to a man. Lacrosse, on the other hand, is one of the oldest traditions out there. Native Americans used it to train for war. It's boss as hell. LAX FTW
quinn128 8
H
patridge 0
well just kick him right in the nuts
squirell_AIDS69 0
Maybe he wasn't being serious and you're just a gullible person, OP
iSnowboard 0
maybe op just sucks. at bbal 0-0
omgshaylaaa 0
well it's pretty obvious your coach didn't want you to start from the get go .... that's extremely rude to break it to you in the way that he did though. I'm sorry!
Bubbawhite 0
well played imo coach had the right idea shoulda hustled
Kilroy15 0
You would say that you dirty Canadian
Gamer_Bum 1
You should kiss more ass, that'll help