Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of ten months that I'm not ready for marriage. A few hours later he proposed at my grandma's 85th birthday party. She cried when I said no. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, after 5 and a half years, my boyfriend had spent months talking about proposing before the end of the year. He'd picked out a ring, told all his friends, and couldn't stop talking about our future. He then dumped me over the phone out of the blue. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
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Top comments
QueenSaru 28
Better now than 4 years down the road. Always be clear about expectations. At least he didn't string you along.
poeserpursche 11
So, there was a way after all. Who would have thought...
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Comments (6)
QueenSaru 28
Better now than 4 years down the road. Always be clear about expectations. At least he didn't string you along.
missedhighfivemakessad 4
It sucks but this is probably the second best outcome in this situation
phile 15
what's the first best, it better not be a no choice marriage that is eventually loveless
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Best was that he also wanted to get married eventually.
poeserpursche 11
So, there was a way after all. Who would have thought...
Grumpy Jack 27
I'll never get that. This isn't the Middle Ages anymore. What's with that marriage thing ? What about feelings ? Two people loving each other shouldn't be happy together because one wants to get married and the other one doesn't ? Seems like marriage has more value than feelings. No wonder the guy dumped her ! Totally deserved it.
jlc82 14
well that's one way