Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lockdown fashion
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Bad hair day
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Looking good
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
They're back, baby!
Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Indifference
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
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taylordanielle98 1
Business in the front party in the back
perdix 31
I hope you mean the fish. They make slightly-better-than-mediocre pets.
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Drizzelhell 3
Well now all he need is a fish net shirt some acid washed jeans and a cd of Whitesnake.
backfat 6
If you make him wear V-neck tshirts it negates the redneck factor and makes him a hipster
SouthernPride95 19
Dosent matter he can do what he wants
reaganomics 6
Alright small pet peeve, dude you are killing me with the picture and name. That is not the flag of the confederacy, that is the Naval Jack. So if you are going to sport "southern pride" at least learn the damn history.
Rowdey 10
That is definitely the confederate flag bud...
reaganomics 6
That is definently the Naval Jack...for a further explanation that was the flag for the confederate navy, the flag of the confederacy was the bonny blue...you have google and fingers I assume so I'm not going to teach a history lesson
florido_fml 10
Ur right we guys can do watever we want !!! Deal wit it
sweetmama88 6
Tell him it's not the 80s any more and when he's friends see him like that ! I'm sure he will be cutting it off very shortly !
CruelGirl07 5
It may be the redneck coming out, but it could be hot! I mean, I was totally digging on Billy Ray Cyrus when he had his!!
Bonzer 2
Cut it while he sleeps.
neoamaru_fml 8
On the bright side, when that mullet becomes bushy, he'd Rock a Bon Jovi look..long live the 80s hehe
beatlegirl27 20
Business in the front. Party in the back.
gixxergirl74 5
Yuck!!!!
laciwgrey 1
My husband went all out with long mullet hair and a rapist beard when he lost his job. I feel your hurt. Your embarrassment for not just you, but your husband as well.