Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
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videoCWK 1
While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?
lolol182 4
ewwww
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Comments (174)
lolol182 4
ewwww
Snow_Daisy 7
lol my thoughts exactly.
TheSubhuman 0
sounds sexy...
yuop77 0
ydi for dating a girl with a mullet
AriTheAirhead 10
yes, eww. yet for some reason I don't think that's true; that may be just a lane excuse to leave you. anyways, FYL. :(
Demotivator 2
The change she was taking about is... She loves the vag
flyhigh26 0
Haha femullet awesome, that sucks though. That's actually horrible of her to do that unless there were some more underlying issues.
Ender_ 0
Mullets are not my thing.
Jak0p 25
I am no native speaker so I thought a mullet is some kind of mustache. I was really shocked by all the comments because no woman chooses to have a mustache, till I understood that it's all about her haircut :D
Claeric 0
Why would you even marry her with a mullet?
videoCWK 1
While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?
zander09 0
Time to trade up then, innit?
Qwermy 16
"Innit". Why, you ******* chav, why?
route95 0
Definitely a sign that she's lying. Sorry, dude
maryann_massacre 0
I hate to break it too you, but it's probably for the better.
gumcuzzler 0
Mullets are 100% disgusting..you should divorced her for looking so repulsive before she could get the chance to do the same to you.
iLIAMMM 0
A femullet? And you married her? Dear god.