Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lockdown fashion
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Bad hair day
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Looking good
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
They're back, baby!
Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Indifference
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
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taylordanielle98 1
Business in the front party in the back
perdix 31
I hope you mean the fish. They make slightly-better-than-mediocre pets.
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Comments (142)
NIRVANA1990s 1
hey honesly...who doesn't love a good mullet?
martini47 12
My friend is growing one and it's sweet don't be hatin
ganjaone 2
I have a mullet. I'm sexy and I know it ;)
jlp549 5
Must have been in response to posting you were pregnant on Facebook before telling him.
Hammer940 7
Like a boss...
jacquieh 14
Just cut it while he sleeps. :)
MM_Rider_810 2
What's so bad about a mullet?
bertman21 5
Everything and everything. Did I say everything? I meant everything
MakeTodayADTR 20
I like how you both have pictures of quads. :P
PawnShopPenguin 4
You should have tried harder to keep the Joe Dirt disk away from him :)
TdReX 5
Drug him then when he passes out shave it off.
kmcole2000 3
When he is drunk , cut it and tell him he did it himself.