Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I cut my own hair. It looks great. Absolutely professional. From the front, that is. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Just go into the profession that Billy Ray Cyrus was in. Mullets were de rigeur in that field!
raven_of_azarath 35
Considering I have layers and bangs that aren’t a mullet, that’s pretty standard. This stylist just f’ed up.
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RichardPencil 32
Just go into the profession that Billy Ray Cyrus was in. Mullets were de rigeur in that field!
And1 12
How are ‘layers and bangs’ professional?
Plop 17
That would be a pretty standard and unnoticeable haircut, which is precisely what a professional haircut needs to be. Not something that will make you look retarded.
raven_of_azarath 35
Considering I have layers and bangs that aren’t a mullet, that’s pretty standard. This stylist just f’ed up.
Elei Cheeks 6
Because it s bsiness in the front and oarty in the back