Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
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ydi_4_suking 20
I thought it was business in the front party in the back
RaggleFrock 13
It's not 1985.
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Comments (92)
jane_marie 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What's wrong with mullet?
RaggleFrock 13
It's not 1985.
igive 29
what's wrong is that it's more effective than a purity ring.
fuckmebutdontfml 16
12... kayla is reffering to the first comment that appears on the phone app... I actually see two first comments, the one you see and one saying "that sucks" which I assume is who kayla is telling off... the apps been going crazy lately!
NiveaKK 9
Good one,5 ;)
btnhdude 0
Is Kayla serious or is she trolling? Btw does anyone remember Skroll?
elat4lolz 0
mullets get you all the ladies
Dracoboxer357 36
14- fuckmebutdontfml, I had to refresh this thread 4 times to see what you meant, many comments are popping in and out of here like quarks. :p But as far as getting a mullet goes, big deal. It's a hair cut. Play with it, see what you like, grow it out again. Who hasn't dyed their hair a weird or disagreeable colour once before just to test it out or had an odd cut as a kid? It's all part of growing up. :)
theevilduchess 12
Everything. Everything is wrong with the mullet.
BenderJ_fml 5
What's right with a mullet?!!?
challan 19
Watch Joe Dirt and you'll see what's wrong with a mullet.
LolFMLnot 10
There are all kinds of mullet. Some of them are actually good. I don't see what's wrong with it unless he wants to shave two side of his head.
VoteForTaco 8
What's a mullet!!?? (I'm serious)
Eila1996 5
nothing
MerrikBarbarian 9
Agreed 37. I had all sorts of odd cuts and colours on my hair. I still do to be honest. Hair is a great way to experiment and express yourself without long term consequences like say... Tattoos. Hair grows out and you can change it.
Feklfekl2222 32
In my opinion not a lot. My friend went to the hairdressers and the idiot doing her hair ignored what she want and had pretty much given her a mullet, luckily it looks quite good. They can look good and it depends what type
murdersquirrel 15
Both comments are different so you actually repeated yourself. "It" didn't do that.
chibidemon 13
"What's wrong with a mullet" he says......you mean besides EVERYTHING?!
jakebville 9
What a shitty FML. Oh no! Not a ******* mullet, whatever shall I do? Piss head
Skinyrd 17
I know, right? I have one. It's a great haircut.
KawaiiLettuce 13
Joe dirt is the only one that is allowed to have a mullet
igive 29
Little Johnny just wants to look like his aunt, who looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Eila1996 5
that sucks :(
1awliet 8
And that is why it's an FML.
memob123 0
Yea I know, sounds like it should be on FML...wait
RussianFox 13
Another perfect example of some idiot desperate for the 1st comment.
Eila1996 5
I'm not an idiot. I've had first comment before, and I didn't have much to write, okay? Wait, I don't actually care if you approve or not. x
Eila1996 5
Oops I meant: I've never had first comment before.
iiTsAJ 5
There's and "I agree, your life sucks" button. Use it.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Business in the front, party in the back!
jazz23 2
Off topic but damn your gorgeous X_X
mymustache01 3
Hair so long it touches my crack XD
whoaaahorsie 7
party in the front, business in the back
ydi_4_suking 20
I thought it was business in the front party in the back
SecretMe00 5
It is.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
That sounds more like a reverse-mullet, my friend.
MetalxSoldier 26
You might be a Redneck if...
elidine 0
That's what she said.
ohSNAPyall 27
47 aka emo bangs.
bugmenotmofo 34
Douche bag all around.
superbubbles 4
It's business in the front. Party in the back.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Edit : ignore this comment. Misread something.
KiddNYC1O 22
How did you manage to **** that up, #2?
taybro14 0
I wish someone would draw a picture of what that would look like
yoyoforpeace 14
Mullets are usually for middle aged lesbians now a days.
xlord 27
Say ok and 'accidentally' get the haircutter to shave his head. At least it's better than a mullet
hemz_fml 13
Let him rock his own look
Sydney92 3
my friend has a mullet. it's a girl. she infected me with her mulletness. I don't go on public with her.
Skinyrd 17
Well you can never be in the Mullet brotherhood if you don't grow one. Notice how I capitalized the first letter in Mullet. Yeah, it deserves it. That's how badass they are.
mrphychrs 5
business in the front party in the back, your boy has style
ikldeadman 0
ok mr clean
iloveursister 4
you have to show him the swanson pyramid of greatness to show him there are 3 acceptable haircuts. the high and tight, the crew cut and the buzz cut
OBUDDAYJOELPUTTY 12
Let him experience it. He'll figure out soon enough that it's not a very...popular haircut, and he'll likely never want one again.
missybopoo 1
Horrible idea! He may accidentally start a trend and then we will have to see them EVERYWHERE!!!!
ycrem0n 21
"Have a mullet haircut they said, it will be fun they said" He'll be saying this sooner or later.