Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML
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DrAwesome 6
Talk about this with your boyfriend first. Be sure to... *puts on sunglasses* Mullet over a bit.
kiwi00 0
you should give yourself a matching mullet!
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Comments (83)
chenoa_fml 0
that's a hood first impression :)
chenoa_fml 0
*good (hahaha)
giantsfan2010 23
I make that mistake all the time!
DudeImBetter 0
one of my friends teachers said they would give anyone who grows a mullet an a for the whole year.
sourgirl101 29
#1 I thought you were first trying to say that's how they wear it in the "hood"(: i always spell it fir instead of for by mistake
EmmyGrangerDC 0
So if you take him over with a mullet, they won't like him. if you explain WHY he got the mullet, they'll dislike him for being a drunk alcoholic, and a bad influence on you. Dude, you're SCREWED. lol(:
stephanie0613 0
If you didn't care the way he looked with his hair like that I doubt your parents would have. YDI it shouldn't matter how his hair is.
erwinbear 0
just tell them it's no shave November. they'll understand.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I don't think Movember applies to bad haircuts.
GaryBusey1121 0
Joe Dirt Rules!!!
FiFah3 1
chop it off in his sleep lol
ImaginaryFoe 1
Or get him drunk again and see if he'll agree to another haircut. In order to have a mullet, doesn't he already have to have longish hair? From your family's point of view, the mullet might not be that much worse.
AwesumIndianGurl 0
Hahahhha people do some crazy shit wen their drunk! LOL have funn introducing him to your family! good luck! your gonna need it! :)
chenoa_fml 0
you're so pretty :] good day!
WizzyDude123 4
mullet in the year 2010?
sweetcheeksjvl 0
yeah shave it off in his sleep
DrAwesome 6
Talk about this with your boyfriend first. Be sure to... *puts on sunglasses* Mullet over a bit.
EmmyGrangerDC 0
like a boss, man. that was a good one
giantsfan2010 23
Blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol baby.
Ilikepie82479 20
This joke was okay when you said it, but now it isn't
_streets_ 19
Hahahah that's awesome. just cut it off when he's sleeping
sweet_candy_ 17
Cut it when he is sleeping :)
SaintE_fml 0
so mean