Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lockdown fashion
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Bad hair day
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Looking good
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
They're back, baby!
Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Indifference
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
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taylordanielle98 1
Business in the front party in the back
perdix 31
I hope you mean the fish. They make slightly-better-than-mediocre pets.
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Comments (142)
DwarfFrog 5
Could be worse? :/
Pandacupcakelove 26
You sure? :/
DwarfFrog 5
Not really :)
BunchieRules 31
Well, I have a thought: Bieber Hair.
dance418 0
I can sort of picture a ton of people with Bieber hair because a lot of people already have it. But I can't really picture a ton of people walking around with mullets...
Commander223 9
Don't judge me, #18. Haha
BunchieRules 31
58 - At one point, mullets were more common as well. Most hairstyles are a phase, and one day nobody will approve of Bieber hair.
cathyfang1533 12
Well he could also start wearing those sleeveless shirts..
dance418 0
89- You have 3 comments already about Justin Bieber's hair...
BunchieRules 31
101 - You noticed? Well, it seems it is already gaining in popularity. Sadly, it's becoming the next fashion trend.
dance418 0
112- Yes I did. And it has been popular for a couple years. Even though Bieber cut his hair a while ago.
broim13calm_down 8
My uncle has a mullet. lol
BunchieRules 31
Strangely enough, my uncle used to have one as well. But that was back in the 80s, when it was socially acceptable, and the penalty for being caught bearing one wasn't death.
broim13calm_down 8
his is still like two feet long he decided to grow it longer after my aunt cut about 6 inches from it
tmmundy 17
85...wow...lmao
Pandacupcakelove 26
:( Oh my! I feel your pain! Stay strong!
GSXRryders 2
Kentucky waterfall...YES!!!! Haha
bertman21 5
Cut it off when he's asleep.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I second #25's notion. Cut it off while he sleeps. There are few things I cannot stand at all in this world, and mullets are one of them.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Only if her name is Delilah.
HarryWeder 4
Mullets are glorious
22cute 17
O? When was the last time you got laid with one?
MrFuzzles 5
The 80s are making a comeback! Now I can finally experience the culture myself! I need bright spandex and a leather jacket ASAP.
TheDrifter 24
Remember, on men, the bright spandex goes under shredded acid wash jeans, don't wanna end up looking like some pro cyclist fitness douche.
SeedlessMe 13
55- we're trying to forget! Oh god, now I'm going to be having nightmares of puffy bangs and scrunchie socks. Hah!
laden_swallow09 35
You're married to MacGyver?? That is so aweso— oh, he didn't have a mullet to begin with? Never mind. Your hubby's a joke. Eff your ell.
raiderpride16 2
you mean your husband decided to become awesome ...right?
ThurnisHaleyG 4
Mullets are sexy.
olpally 33
back in the 80's they were... Not so much now, Lol
alycion 39
No, not even in the 80's were they sexy. Most were just too drunk to realize it.