flyingpuppy
Vancouver, Canada
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Lockdown fashion
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
botheredgf
New Zealand
Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML
DaveAlmighty
United States
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Noname
United States
Bad hair day
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Anonymous
Looking good
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Nick
United States
Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
Anonymous
They're back, baby!
Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML
marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
sad
San Antonio, United States
Indifference
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
Craig
Canada
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
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taylordanielle98 1
Business in the front party in the back
perdix 31
I hope you mean the fish. They make slightly-better-than-mediocre pets.
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TheEpicPies 15
I want my mullet back!
baseballgirl25 6
Cut it while he sleeps.
jennyroo 3
Ummm why do you care so much? That's not really an FML. It's his hair not yours. Deal with it.
EnzaiFreak 1
I hope he does that head bang thing and let's his mullet whip back and forth.
sarah2144 14
Tell him you're not going to have sex with him until he cuts it off.
Webslinger66 10
Cut it off in his sleep
sarah1029_fml 7
Shave it off when he's asleep
totheforest84 4
Ha! I'm sorry that sucks. So, is he going to look like a red neck or a lesbian. I'm just trying to picture it so I can understand your feelings better.
poopycat 5
What's so bad with a mullet?
mrghdfy76 8
knock some since into his redneck ass!