Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, I attempted a DIY haircut. In the process, I somehow managed to give myself a reverse mohawk. I now look like I'm auditioning for a punk rock band from the 80s. FML
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
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Chazzster 32
Just go to another hair cutter/stylist and see what they can do to make your haircut more to your liking. You will get to “normal” a lot faster like that than shaving it all off… In the future either learn to describe exactly how you want your hair done or find a picture of how you want your hair to look and take it with you. But be aware that differences in people’s faces, hair, and head shape will make a difference, so ideally look for a picture with a face and hair type somewhat like yours. Never just say “make me look good” or “I want my hair different this time” without describing what you want.
RichardPencil 32
Tell your friends you bought an AR-15. They'll keep their comments to themselves.
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Chazzster 32
Just go to another hair cutter/stylist and see what they can do to make your haircut more to your liking. You will get to “normal” a lot faster like that than shaving it all off… In the future either learn to describe exactly how you want your hair done or find a picture of how you want your hair to look and take it with you. But be aware that differences in people’s faces, hair, and head shape will make a difference, so ideally look for a picture with a face and hair type somewhat like yours. Never just say “make me look good” or “I want my hair different this time” without describing what you want.
RichardPencil 32
Tell your friends you bought an AR-15. They'll keep their comments to themselves.