Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
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Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML
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Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
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Top comments
beachycat 0
Why would you say the usual? Even my regular hairdresser of 15 years has a lot of customers and I always have to make sure she knows what I want to get for a haircut. I would never say the usual. Your loss.
epictrollathon 0
This means someone else REGULARLY gets a mullet cut. FTL.
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Comments (108)
sasonzal 4
****
silentfog 0
it's not that hard to tell then what your haircut style is. ydi
andruha1123 5
almost first !!!
tweetbaby14 18
business in the front party in the back hellz yea!!!!
sam411411 0
invite her over for some raccoon dinner
zZPedobearZz 0
just cut off the mullet... yeesh
chromeLegend 0
ydi for posting an old FML.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm not sold on this. If you didn't have a mullet when you walked in, how would that be your usual? Either your stylist or you are not very bright.
babybubz 0
ummm yeah. there's no way your stylist 'confused you with someone else'. especially if you go often enough to ask for 'the usual'... it's pretty easy to tell what your last haircut was. and a mullet would be easy to get rid of anyways ..so stfu and stop your bullshitting
ecko_7672 0
hahahaha win!^
danyfuckinheatle 0
dude, mullets are sick.
Clare420 0
mullets are NOT sick. anyone who thinks otherwise is dumb.
Lolzords 11
mullets make me sick.
Bombegranite 14
Muletz r teh bast hurcat erver
iRod 0
hahaha rock it!
matrasveer 1
HAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHA OMG THIS IS TOO FUNNY I'M LAUGHING TEARS AT WORK HAHAHAHAHA
srgspartan117 8
HAHAHAhahahahahaha too funny
Extacy23 0
that's wat u get for showing off
beachycat 0
Why would you say the usual? Even my regular hairdresser of 15 years has a lot of customers and I always have to make sure she knows what I want to get for a haircut. I would never say the usual. Your loss.
KO2 0
My boyfriend never says a word, not even "the usual" and his hairdresser of three years has never messed up his hair... not even once.
teacher411 0
Does he get a buzz cut?
drummerp64 16
At my barber's, they keep a record of what kind of haircut each customer gets. When you walk in, they ask you for your phone number and then either look you up or put you in their database. Lets them keep track of visits for promotional reasons (e.g. every 10th haircut you get there is free), and keep track of your hair style. So when I go in, they usually say, "Do you want the same thing you got last time, just a [style from last hair cut]?" Surely it's not the same everywhere, but just saying that sometimes "the usual" is actually fine.
BoredOfLife 0
haha nice one dick head
lickmyjock 0
move to Arkansas and you'll just be regular folk!
Boldmongoose 0
that's what I was thinking
epictrollathon 0
This means someone else REGULARLY gets a mullet cut. FTL.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
So... it's not like you walked out the hairdresser unknowing of the cut she gave you. Just tell her to even it out. Unless you didn't look in the mirror they always put up for you. Then you walked out into the streets looking like somebody had partially shaved a monkey and kicked it through TopShop.
lickmyjock 0
fyl if u walked out the haircut place without looking at it LOL
MadaZer0 8
He'll just have to shave off all his pubes and place it onto his head so no one would notice... Hey curley hair is a lot better than a mullet, wouldn't you agree?
perfectwinds 0
I love how this one almost exactly resembles a previous FML. Hmm...
sretter 0
http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/4077584
perfectwinds 0
Then you guys really are as dumb as many people say you are.
repyourcliche 0
too trusting, didi, too trusting.
Sirin_fml 47
Hey, Didi... I'm still looking after your Bugatti Veyron, I didn't sell it on the black market for vodka money, I swear. It's all good :D
xundria 5
I saw one almost exactly the same but op ended up bald if I remember correctly...
repyourcliche 0
good call :) hello. i'm dr. freud, but you may call me siggy.
Starfire22 5
Didi!!! ugh, I missed your presence on fml! bah!
sethl 0
It is easy to cut off the party in the back and have a normal haircut. Stop your whining and snip snip.