Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
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Top comments
piepieburger 0
I don't know what's sadder: the fact that you have a mullet or the fact that you didn't know you have a mullet.
Jackthestripper 0
Mullets are an abomination.
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Comments (26)
jazzmynejazz 0
******* hicks
Jackthestripper 0
Mullets are an abomination.
_miss_anonymous_ 0
awww...poor thing...heeheehee thats pretty funny though...
Lizzygirlleee 0
o that sucks!!! i would punch her in the face!
Khalavaster 0
that bitch.
UrRightFML 0
mullets rule.
Thefog 0
i can see u like billy ray cyrus
sicpupyz122 0
y r u in virgina billy Ray Cyrus? u should be in hollywood
calebg23 0
supernatural is the shiznit
beepelati 5
oh god. i'm sooo sorry.