marisa
Carlow, Ireland
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
LustyDragon
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
JasonX0656
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
flyingpuppy
Vancouver, Canada
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Gross idea
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Waitingtomoveout
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Top comments
sens3sfailing 25
That has to be one of the most awesome ideas for a guy to do with his pubes...hold on, I'll be right back...
TheGreatAlexande 12
That sounds pretty sexy to me...
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TheGreatAlexande 12
That sounds pretty sexy to me...
andyyroxx 20
I moustache a question... Would the handlebar-hair promote better control while they ride?
TheGreatAlexande 12
It depends, if it is a think and hearty man's moustache then yes; if however it is the stache of a little girly, then most definitely not my good sir.
beddington 7
Time for a mustache ride!
theslimshadylp 6
No that sounds pretty dapper.
tsent8 15
Yes but he better shave a condom for later cause she'll be coming back for more.
ZombieSnoopy 9
It's his pubes...and handlebar mustaches are BADASS
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
This is a total win! A+ for creativity... and at least he shaves?
sens3sfailing 25
That has to be one of the most awesome ideas for a guy to do with his pubes...hold on, I'll be right back...
joshiepo0 18
Sounds better than the heart shape pubes.
andyyroxx 20
Hold onto what?
PenguinBitch 44
The handle bar! Now grab on, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
heliraptor 13
Wouldn't that hurt?..
sharpshooterben 13
Like a sir!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I wonder how many of us are going to try this now... Op's husband might just start a new trend! World Pube Championships here I come!
chris_42 11
I'm trying to figure out what exactly the World Pube Championships would consist of.
smartman136 8
Think of the guy from the pirates of the carribbean with the dead crew. Something like that.
gc327072 31
Actually, the best idea would be to grow a Pai-Mei style beard down there. Don't forget to dye it white!
poccocurantes 7
Honey, would you like to wax the stash?
tsent8 15
I just tried it. It didn't work so I used glue I ended up having to shave it bald.
Catkam623 27
Hey bald makes it look bigger;)
Docbee 11
He had an olden time boxing match to get to!
GothickNihilist 15
Is he trying to make his dick look like William Murderface? If so lets hope he doesn't start playing bass with it!
ElmoTouchesMe 4
I hope so! A posh handlebar moustache is ****** in comparison to Murderface's man stache.
sbuxsux11 8
Thats BRUTAL! and if my husband could play bass with his dick i wouldnt care what his pubes looked like
DKjazz 20
They call it a "sex nose" for a reason, OP.
rivera323 5
Look at it this way,....you can practice riding your bike while you hang on to his handle bars!
ZInvisible 7
I see what you did there.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Maybe she rides her bike with no handle bars... No handle bars
LolPieRofl 11
Really? Handlebar? Italian mustaches are more badass!
peanutfoo 19
Yes. Just yes.
charvisioku 22
What about the Fu Manchu? xD
octopussperm125 18
I would want it really awesome like the jamie guy from mythbusters
BauerMegan 31
OMG that face! Ahaha D:
heliraptor 13
Did you threaten to grow yours into a beard to match?
Welshite 40
You were begging for the Chevron, weren't you? Or did you want the Horseshoe?
poccocurantes 7
I was thinking she wanted mutton chops. The problem is growing out the hair on your ass cheeks.
Iniguez01 4
Not a problem for me
zingline89 18
Clearly he's insinuating he wants a handy.