Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lockdown fashion
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Bad hair day
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Looking good
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
They're back, baby!
Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Indifference
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Top comments
taylordanielle98 1
Business in the front party in the back
perdix 31
I hope you mean the fish. They make slightly-better-than-mediocre pets.
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kiss_1214 17
He's going Joe Dirt.
MinnyWheat 8
Worked for Rambo
noisebox 1
Do you live in Surrey BC?
HollaWog 1
Cut it in his sleep and blame it on the cat. Cats love hair.
FatherofTime87 18
Solid snake has a mullet
dragonrider1959 18
So? It's his decision
goaliestud30 23
You should be happy he has Flow!