I was worried my wife had written this FML til I saw where the poster was from.

16- give your wife my condolences.

And MY scissors!

Long live the camaro crash helmet!

And my axe.

Douchebag all round

It could have been worse! He could have decided to do a skullet

There is nothing wrong with a mullet. Depends on what kind he wants though. There are some nice ones too

#2 beat you by 3 hours with that same comment^^ epic fail... Edit, meant for comment #50... **** this lag!!!

Business in the front, party in the back, shame and idiocy all around. The dumbass-itude of Op's husband is too damn high.

Thought thats what skorts are like?

Mullets are funny as hell to see but if you really can't stand it, get him drunk and talk him into shaving off the party side. That's probably the best option you've got haha.

Mullets are the king of haircuts. A mullet is a lifestyle that only a few people can actually live.

lol...I still cant fanthom why anyone would want to purposely look like white hillbilly trash...

OP, cut it in his sleep, problem solved. Even better, trim it off slowly so that your man won't realize it and will think that his hair is just growing extra slowly. :D

Perdix's comment getting negative votes? Oh my! /votes up

Cant win 'em all

22 - What's the big deal? Just because he's a well known poster doesn't mean he should be immune to thumbs down.

Kikitann, thanks for your support, it seems to be working, even though you are getting thumbed down at the moment. I'll remember your valor and courage for your sacrifice.

Look, Kikitann! We got you into the pluses, too! Again, I am grateful that you had my back and I am glad that I was able to help avert your burial right away.

Lol perdix, you're too much

:D

Not sure, but either way I don't think it matters because chances are, Billy Ray Cyrus isn't OP's husband. Just throwing that out there.

No, that's the point of the FML . . .

I do, it's low matinence and comfortable, my hairs too thick to do much else.

They are actually not all that hard to find if you know where to look. The best place to find them is at a mullet convention also known as a NASCAR race.

62- I hardly ever see mullets at NASCAR events. I've been going to Chicagoland speedway for 11 years... Don't stereotype NASCAR fans... That's ridiculous.

78, it's called a joke and it goes with something called a sense of humor...try it sometimes, it's not poisonous, I swear.

And old muscle cars on cinder blocks

Growing drapes to match his carpet, I suppose.

I'm trying to picture pubes cut into a mullet...not working.

#41...that image...oh my...scarred for life...

Ok, that made me laugh...

11- Theres a thumbs up button. No need to reply if you liked the comment.

Because we aren't allowed, with all the free speech we have, to let someone know when they made us laugh out loud, right? Why are people such asses?! I wonder if they'd be like that if that person was standing in front of them. Somehow I doubt it.

#46: Every comment I see from you is sarcastic or negative. Lay off of everyone; FML is a site where not everything has to be 100% perfect all the time! Either get the stick out of your ass or leave us alone. :]

61: I was thinking the same thing.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH # 61....all the negative bullshit from that ill one gets OLD!!!!

Do no talk shit on lesbians ******* jerkoff