Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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taytoc 10
Clean up after yourself.
emeraldisle 30
Troll mom strikes again.
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Comments (93)
qirde_15 5
the hamster might have been freaked out by seeing an entire village of cockroaches.. beside a colony of mice.. cheering on a lizard race.. on a wall full of penis drawings!
simoncat 11
I'm sorry about your hammy-bud. Losing a pet sux. Having your mother be a douchette sux more.
buckdharma 38
She was lonely and wanted you to sing to her once in a while. Her favorite songs? Spinning wheels, I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round, but her fav she wants you to play at her wake, the wheel in the sky keeps on turning.
vbmg152 19
It committed suicide?
APersonalProblem 13
I love your mom!
Namenlos_fml 20
Wow.... There's a time and place for room cleaning rhetoric... Sorry you have an insensitive mom.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Your mom was kind of insensitive to make a joke like that but you might just wanna consider cleaning your room. O.o
vampire1618 5
My hamster survived a drop off a dresser and a mouse trap. A family friend was house sitting at the time though
heavenleigh85 5
The fall I can believe...a mouse trap snapping on him and him surviving? Don't buy it
vampire1618 5
She was a very fat hamster and that prevented it from completely killing her.
ShyAnn29 15
I don't see anywhere where it says the hamster had terrible living conditions
rasta76 9
he was watching too much hamtaro seeing them go on adventures, and he wanted to on one too.