Today, like any other day I struggled to put my boots on, went to pee and noticed my pants were covered in what looked like a green dust. I touched it, sniffed it, and it smelled utterly horrendous. So I took my boots off again only to find that one of my cats had took a dump in one of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML
Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML
Today, I eagerly jumped into a pile of leaves, only to discover via the stench that the neighborhood cats have obviously been using it as their makeshift litter box. FML
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djskype 0
how can you not tell there was poop in your shoes when you put it on?
savage_pixie 0
your cat ***** green dust?? what the hell are you feeding it?!?
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Comments (37)
djskype 0
how can you not tell there was poop in your shoes when you put it on?
kellandj2019 7
I agree with 2 and 5. How can a cat poo in a knee length boot?
B00_fml 0
NASTY!
jsmith1199 4
i hate cats.. they should all die
savage_pixie 0
your cat ***** green dust?? what the hell are you feeding it?!?
iplaymw2 0
u know cat shit contains bacteria deadly to humans right?
Boomi 39
Apparently, green pellets...or not, I don't know.
cturtle 2
What?! Am I the only one who thinks this makes NO sense at all? Let's see if I've got this. You're struggling to put your boots on, which makes you have to pee. Okay, a little odd but I've heard stranger. So as you're peeing you notice a green dust on your pants. This is where you lose me. So your cat takes a dump in your boot which causes smelly green dust to appear on your pants? Or your cat craps green dust which then magically turns into a turd and finds it's way into your boot?? Please explain to me how the green dust and the crap are related.
pavamarie 0
I agree with #4 completely??? Green dust related to crap?? WTF?!?!
CrunkCupcake97 2
huh!?
zapskimmer 0
boots? green dust? what the ****?!
wushay 0
I think I get it... While struggling to get your boots on, I'm guessing you smeared the green dust, aka, dried cat poop on your knee area, since, the poop was already in your boots. especially the top part of it. =/ then you go to the loo, sit on the toilet bowl, you know, staring mode on, you then notice that something was on your knee area. so you checked it out and verified what it was. :P
DumbassRoaster 22
"The lip"
53XYJ355 0
erm is the green dust ment to ne discharge?! and coz u apparently had no idea what discharge is you thought it was related to a cat crapping in your boot..?