Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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taytoc 10
Clean up after yourself.
emeraldisle 30
Troll mom strikes again.
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Comments (93)
mistercrow 9
Soo sorry about your hamster btw but you should realllly perhaps be more responsible
KendallJ13 6
harsh......that sucks
maddygirl820 10
I mean she's being honest…
Moka96 7
I'm sorry about your hamster and your mom.:( Hamsters can't tell how far things are and he/she may have jumped not knowing how far away the floor was. I hope this makes you feel a little bit better.
DizzyWrong 2
Damn. My pet fish died the same way when I was younger. Sorry OP
CHFSports 12
Ouch, nasty...........
buckdharma 38
Livin on the edge You can't help yourself from fallin Livin on the edge You can't help yourself at all Livin on the edge You can't stop yourself from fallin
Eivana 37
My mouse died last night. I feel your pain, OP.
avaloncode 8
it's kind of a kick to the self-esteem when your hamster commits suicide...
screenager5 35
Right, because the hamster was just so depressed about living in OP's messy room he just couldn't take it anymore. The post never said the hamster was living in a dirty cage or anything.