Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I found out that my sister has been telling people I’ve been dead for the last 3 months, to cover up the fact she used me to commit identity fraud. We’re identical twins. FML
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
Today, I met this girl who's perfect. Turns out, since I'm adopted, she might be my sister. FML
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Top comments
BlowinChronic 18
Well, you can't fix stupid and you've also gotten yourself into a hole because whenever you tell her that you were joking she's going to hate you for making her look stupid.
KylieMangion 22
Wow....someone's really gullable
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Comments (94)
KylieMangion 22
Wow....someone's really gullable
Mister_Triangle 21
Is it me? I'm too afraid to look at the ceiling to check
oj101 33
Off with their heads!
mzrobinson 13
Gullible.
gmian 34
If you say gullable really slowly, then it sounds like orange.
sens3sfailing 25
^NO IT DOESN'T YOU LIAR!
gmian 34
Woops.. Thought I edited my previous post. gullible*
v1kt4r 13
I think you mean stupid..
ZombieSnoopy 9
She's sounds like a keeper -_-
Trai 6
Hah. Thats weird, for some reason it doesn't say "dimwitted ex-girlfriend". Must be a typo.
LittlestPrincess 21
Dumping her? Just for that? Wow, just wow.
pickles1994 18
Hey it can go both ways, she can easily dump him for making a fool out of herself.
etchsanity1 11
Fool out of *her ... No self I don't know about dumping it depends on how lackluster her intelligence really is nothing worse than being in a long term relationship with someone you cannot hold an intelligent conversation with.
QQmore_fml 18
Dumping her** not "it"
RoperGirl203 9
I think he was meaning to say "I don't know about dumping, it depends...." Lol
BlowinChronic 18
Well, you can't fix stupid and you've also gotten yourself into a hole because whenever you tell her that you were joking she's going to hate you for making her look stupid.
MikeonFML 17
Atleast he didn't use the word vapid in his joke
gigi1981 13
I see what you did there!
ShitHappens12318 10
He didn't MAKE her look stupid, she IS stupid.
FML_Whale 18
70 - Thats not necessarily true. We all fall for jokes, and end up believing things that are so obviously not real. We all have gullible moment, so I can't say that she's stupid from this FML.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
It's okay everyone! OP's username explains it.
qwillis98 20
@2 this doesn't mean he's breaking up with her, it just shows that his girlfriend is stupid,
BlowinChronic 18
@5 there is a reply button
abu4u 26
That's what one gets for dating a blonde!
sens3sfailing 25
While i know this was meant to be a joke,I have meet plenty of really intelligent blondes and I have also met some incredibly stupid brunettes. His gf's hair color has nothing to do with how gullible she is, and while I have brown hair myself I am getting kinda sick of blondes being called dumb
willbur73q 7
Come on, chill out he meant it as a joke. A very stupid joke, that wasn't all too funny, but no need to get all up in arms about it. This is the Internet after all.
LeafsGuy92 10
I'm sorry but I fail to see where his girlfriends hair colour was revealed. Or is that just me Wow, my bad
U_GotitDude 18
Well that sucks... But what did you expect, she's blond... FYL OP
LeafsGuy92 10
I'm failing to see where OP stated his girlfriend had blonde hair. Or is that just me?
etormentas 7
OP's FML username says "datingablonde."
FML_Whale 18
I love it when people tell blonde jokes, yet they can't seem to be able to spell "blonde."
Nilorak 24
You can spell it both ways.
nycwrestler 17
Your girlfriend isn't the brightest bulb in the shed, but ... Actually, I don't know where I'm going with that.
mistercrow 9
The brightest crayon in the box *
RedPillSucks 33
The sharpest tool in the cake
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
The brightest stone in the box.
N3766 20
As long as she is hot then that's acceptable...
buckdharma 38
Well if she is'nt hot, all she has to do is have what Mila's having.
dannyfont 5
She is one of those who shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.