Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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Ben_Dover831 19
I think it's time to reevaluate your relationship because if he loves you he should not be embarrassed by the way you look.
_Peppermint_ 34
Wtf shouldn't he do the opposite??
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_Peppermint_ 34
Wtf shouldn't he do the opposite??
anyagrande 31
What boyfriend is ashamed of their partners body! Id definitely talk to your boyfriend if i were you- your partner should love you, not pretend that you are not dating
Jhetz44 3
There is no indication at all that the bf is referring to her body. He could have been ashamed by the fact that she is walking around, answering the door, whatever in her underwear when they were expecting pizza. Seems rather unloving of her IMO.
slutfactory 17
#41, It's not like she was naked. She had her essentials covered, obviously, so I don't think that was the issue. Her boyfriend sounds like the unloving one here.
CrazedSanity 17
It doesn't say that SHE opened the door in her underwear, just that the pizza guy saw her in them. It could very well have been her boyfriend that opened the door, not realizing she was there and in her underwear.
Raye_Delvego 8
So because she was in her own home, relaxing with no clothes on...she's unloving. I'm pretty sure EVERYONE walks around the privacy of their OWN HOME in their underwear at least some of the time.
Monday_funday 25
Ahh that's really mean. Big hugs OP.
Ben_Dover831 19
I think it's time to reevaluate your relationship because if he loves you he should not be embarrassed by the way you look.
mjd02 15
you're right but I think he was more ashamed at the fact that she had no clothes on and someone saw.
SpyroMello 29
#35 then he would be angry not embarrassed. I know my boyfriend would tell him not to look again or he'd punch him in the face.
liyate 18
Lol your profile pictures
PurpleMyth 28
It's not as if the pizza guy was betting on someone being half naked, #42.
born_hustla 26
Facts bro!
kuromis 7
How rude! You definitely need to have a talk with him. If he's that ashamed of you, it might be better for both of you to break up.
misspanda_fml 7
He sounds like a stellar boyfriend.
SUN_lover 19
What a jerk! I would dump his sorry ass if I was you.
Frankie1135 8
That is so mean! I hope you really think about whether this guy deserves you or not, cos I'm sure you deserve better than someone who treats you like that
Mathalamus 25
I would be ashamed to let civilized standards to slip so far. Yeah yeah, I'll die alone with that comment...
Kitsi 14
That is not the point of this at all.
Sady_Ct 38
As a bigger girl, I used to get this shit a lot. Now I'm with a wonderful man who loves and supports me, and who is also affectionate in public and more than happy to introduce me to people as his girlfriend. If he can't stand by you infront of a complete stranger, how can you expect him to stand by you to people he knows? He either needs to wake the **** up, and start loving and appreciating you for everything that makes you you, or he needs to **** off so you an find someone who does. And if he is so damned ashamed of your body, why is he ordering pizza instead of supporting you both to get healthy? You deserve better, Love and hugs
draftskink 23
He was ashamed because she only had underwear on
toastbrot 9
yeah, the underwear is the problem. if his gf would have been gisele bündchen in underwear, he would have been equally embarrassed. suuuuure //sarcasm off