Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Not a good look
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Never do this
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
You've got mail
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
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jeepers_1 21
Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.
gatorclay97 28
Dumbass... Just quit.
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Comments (107)
blcksocks 19
Be the most terrible date one could ever be. Problem solved.
tranced_ 45
given the situation the boss might actually like it
sweetbliss3 37
maybe she should just be herself and deal with the consequences. but what if she goes on this date, find out they really like each other and stay together? that'd be a fun ending.
Digita1Fusion 7
Or just stand him up.
interesting33 37
he couldn't fire her for a bad date. At least not here i the UK - i don't know about Singapore
Som3Rand0mGam3r 9
#62: who said it was a dude?
cornyrob 33
#77, I do hope OP is a male flirting with his female boss. Only an update will tell...
HyunnK 18
Playing hard to get? Loves you even more.
False_Stupidity 42
How about the OP just does not turn up for the date.
Nate2187 11
Lol for some reason that reminded me of white chicks
jeepers_1 21
Why don't you just quit? You know, like a normal person? It's not that hard.
lexa1love 16
I'm not sure about Singapore, but in the US if you quit you often don't get a severance pay and cannot collect unemployment. I'm sure there is some reason that they are trying to be fired instead of quitting.
gothicminx89 3
You don't even get a severage package in the UK if your fired! I can imagine Singapore will be like most places whereby you can't claim any unemployment benefit either at all or for a significant period.
garrett_8614 14
I'm just surprised this actually led to a date...
alullaby 21
If you get fired in Singapore, the company has to give you 1 to 2 months pay depending on the contract you signed when you first joined. If you resign, you have to serve at least a month notice; otherwise you'll have to pay the company. As a Singaporean myself, wanting to get fired is a very risky move as organizations here often don't hire anyone who has been fired before. Not worth the risk, in my personal opinion.
TheMathMajor 26
... But being fired is going to make it harder to get a job in the future. I don't know, maybe OP was looking for a different job but no one was hiring so they thought it would be best to just live on unemployment. I think we need a follow up.
HunterMark 14
She wants severance. Freaking gold digger.
JMichael 26
Technically you can only collect unemployment if the reason you were fired is unjust. Doing stupid things to get yourself fired doesn't count. OP just man up and quit. It'll look better on your jobs record anyway.
hotheadslav 17
How are they a gold digger? I'm pretty sure if you didn't want a job and you wanted a new one you would want to get payed for the time you are applying for a new job. They aren't a gold digger, they are just being smart!
Thors_Hammer9999 17
because if you quit you don't qualify for unemployment benefits however if your fired you do
bloodberry23 9
or they could secure a new job first before handing in a resignation?
angeljade1234 22
If you get fired from a job you get payed unemployment. If you quit your job, you don't. So maybe OP wants the unemployment money??
gobiteme2 34
# 74 If you owned a business would you like an employee applying for different jobs while you are paying their salary? I think not.
jeepers_1 21
There is absurdly nothing they can do about it if they want to look for a new job. They have no reason to tell the employer until they want to quit.
Mauskau 36
My previous company treated everyone so badly it was expected of employees to look elsewhere.
Phoenix_fml 13
can't get unemployment if you quit. check your state laws though OP. If you get fired for cause (ie. sexual harassment) you won't be eligible for unemployment
MFingChoGath 2
Quitting and getting fired is the difference between getting unemployment and not getting unemployment.
jeepers_1 21
This is in Singapore as a previous poster on this thread pointed out there is no welfare/ei
29Laine11 3
They probably won't get unemployment if they quit.
gatorclay97 28
Dumbass... Just quit.
blcksocks 19
There are pros and cons for both getting fired and quitting. People who work in companies that issue severance packages don't want to "quit" for the fear of losing it.
chlorinegreen 27
My boyfriends job if he left he would have to pay 20,000 dollars if he quit because of fees involved with his contract. If he got fired he wouldn't have to pay any of that...
gatorclay97 28
True, but getting fired hurts your chances at getting another job, but this does need a follow up.
luststarrr 22
As does a sexual harassment suit, which may have been the outcome if the letter was taken as the intended offence.
daken96 21
There's sometimes benefits that happen when you get fired. My aunt was the vice president of a company, and when she got fired they gave her $100,000 salary to her for a year under the contract she didn't start new employment for that time. (She made that contract before taking the job.)
TheAspieDork 27
Maybe she's already tried and is under a lot of pressure not to.
epodax 12
And the reason you didn't man up and quit yourself is?
badgercheese94 16
Because they are schemy as ****. Enjoy sucking yer boss's dick OP, I hear it's a few steps beyond ass kissing ;] Seriously if you wanna get fired (instead of quit) there are less depraved ways that do not involve damaging your integrity. Some people though, in the same planet where some are struggling to find a job to sustain themselves, we have people like this...
littleteapot 21
Why not give 2 weeks notice? (S)he's going to expect you to put out tomorrow.
Sebastian2022 22
This definitely needs a follow up, OP.
ComoEsJuan 24
Act like a total douchecart the whole time, I mean what's the worst that can happen? You'll get fired?
cakefete2 31
No, the boss might like it. It's better to be honest and hope for the worst.
fuckercakes 21
How about you just quit, problem solved!
cheeeksss 29
I feel like there needs to be a backstory provided for this one.
soulreaper12296 28
Maybe try to make the date so bad that they fire you?