Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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taytoc 10
Clean up after yourself.
emeraldisle 30
Troll mom strikes again.
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Comments (93)
wynnona 17
that sucks that your hamster kinda suicided. Maybe place the hamster container thingy closer to the ground next time?
EsotericBrent 29
I seriously wouldn't be surprised if hits the top FYL list. The fact a hamster broke out of its cage, climbed to the top edge of your dresser, and then willingly jumped off to kill itself.....I've never heard of anything remotely like that in my life. FYL OP, I hope you move on quickly.
Krimzon 5
Thats actualy funny. :D sorry for ur loss but the whole suicide ham ham is worth a laugh.
Ninjagirl2211 5
Your mom and my mom would probably be best friends...
Shizniddle 7
That sounds like exactly what my mother would have told me that's hilarious.
Federgirl 19
thanks mom! gotta love parents sometimes.
SexyMexi21 23
poor hamster. and your mom is hilarious. now stop reading the comments and go clean your room.
insane_princess 5
My hamster jumped off my dresser too. But it's still alive
writerchic85 26
Get a rat next time. Much better pets and not as stupid.
kittykat1501 31
Hamstercide! ( hamster suicide)