Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
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Jakojan 4
i absolutely love the way you worded this. makes it sound like you let your sister escape from her hamster cage
ImaginaryFoe 1
Obviously in jail. You have to use the context clues. Dad puts down traps, hamster protests out of solidarity with other rodents, protest gets out of order, hamster bitch slaps dad, hamster jailed for assault.
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Comments (118)
Jakojan 4
i absolutely love the way you worded this. makes it sound like you let your sister escape from her hamster cage
jewban 3
this has nothing to do with the fml but whatever: once time i brought a female hamster without knowing it was preggo so it has babies then the mom and sex with he babies making more babies which the mom ate the babies of the babies. it was a ****** up thing. i had to get ride of it. moral of the story? get a male hamster or just make sure you know its not pregnant before you get it.
thatguy888 0
you deserved it
mfmylifesrsly 30
LOL @11. poor babies :(
KiddNYC1O 22
11- Just for the hell of it, I really hope those were typos...
warpig182 0
Today I was trapped in a hamster cage FML
Hi_Itz_Me 0
The FML doesn't say where OP found the hamster.. Was it in the toilet, oven, fridge!?!?!? it's driving me crazy... :'(
jewban 3
yeah I really hate typing on my iPod sorry D:
asian_invasionz 0
^ agreed
momorawrrr 0
"im a chirstian, but i suck **** like a pornstar." LMFAO. that made my day. thank you! :) hah
EffinAhole 0
60 I really hope u r joking
thecrazyasian 3
that's a hard one ... IN THE TOILET?
jimbob13 0
looool hahah thts ****** up
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
MOUSETRAP!!
IcyJack 7
11: "Babies! 400 babies!"
IcyJack 7
Oops! Reappearing comment!
btnhdude 0
ignorance seriously? you're an annoying bitch getting on fml is probably the highlight of your day hit me back I might satisfy you with ATTENTION.
ericownz101 0
89- "GIVE YOUR BABIES SHOCKOLATE AND THEY'LL RUN ABNORMALLY FAST!! they'll run as fast as KENYANS!" 25- sooo wanna come over and study the lord's great gift together? my bible is huuuuge!
iHOOT4Hooters 0
I give up, OP! Where did you find her? The anxiety is killing me!
ThePaperDragon 31
XD
FusionPlacebo 26
It doesn't say "my sister's hamster cage", it says "my sister's hamster's cage" which implies she's talking about the pet, not her sister.
rockefoe 6
hey at least she won't ask you to take care of her pets anymore!
stronghand0331 17
Yeah, I really don't think that was a goal she wanted to achieve.
pinkpillowz 0
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takethesebrokenw 0
yum. hamster soup.
fredlax9 7
Not funny..,
OreosBeGooood15 0
Soooo where'd you find her ? Can't just end the story like that .
ImaginaryFoe 1
Obviously in jail. You have to use the context clues. Dad puts down traps, hamster protests out of solidarity with other rodents, protest gets out of order, hamster bitch slaps dad, hamster jailed for assault.
wwerulez14 6
#12, That makes perfect sense.
xGet_Over_It 0
#12, you had me literally laughing out loud with everything you just said. I looked pretty pathetic laughing in front of my iPod. But you just made my day :) Thank you.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Brava, IF. That was inspired.
Syrael 0
cheers 12, that was smooth ;P
iheartowls 0
1- OP did make it sound that way. Too funny!
luvtheknot 6
well guess you got her christmas present covered
kirby1964 20
you keep your sister in a hamster cage?
zp5 4
in the cage?!
zp5 4
lol if you read it the right way it does sound like that. (sorry this was for comment #7)
hcovballer247 0
Ur awful. Fhl= f**k her life