Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying, "Milk the penis… Miiiiilk the penis…" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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naddification 7
You're a monster. A beautiful monster. Probably why she insisted that she continues.
JohnnyPhoenix31 7
Did she use her tears as lube?
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Comments (295)
xXGigglesXx 0
That's Krazy!!! Wht was she cryin for anyway?!?! N y didn't she stop? Is ur girl alil nuts lol
jimmyjim13 5
I don't know if I should vote fyl or ydi
ABoulton33 0
You should have just finished
grasshopper02 2
She was givin you s handie, which means she was on the rag. Probably crying about nothing.. Girls cry, nbd. Your not a monster, but your sort of a pussy
Scoutly91 0
Well penises are kinda gross looking I don't blame her!!
Mikex125 7
Lesbiam
MissyBoo13 0
Awww
alexgabriel 0
Shellz is hot
monsterofthapuss 3
**** what the haters say man some girls like that twisted stuff don't let some of these floozy's lie to you because a thousand guys hit on them on the daily doesn't make them smart just social ****** so be a beast but keep it private and know restraint so you can dish it out without getting carried away
mycatsaysmeow 7
I've been the girl in this situation. It's kind of hard to explain why I cried, but I didn't stop because I felt like I was being silly and I wanted to keep pleasing my man. What you should have done is made her stop and comforted her. Likely she was upset about something and felt that it was unimportant or like she was being irrational, so she put your sexual pleasure over her happiness. Its good that you tried to get her to stop, but in this type of situation, where she wants to feel cared about, you should've made her stop. At least this is my experience.
Dc040583 6
Are you sure? Were YOU "made" to stop? Be careful what you say, and think how it might be taken. Yes, she needed to stop, but not by asking, demanding, or forcing. I think gently pulling her up to sit next to him and lean her head on his shoulders might have worked better than just "making" her stop. If all he told her was that he didn't want her to do it, she might've heard "I don't want you" instead of "I care". So yeah, it might've helped to get her to stop. But, it'd have to be done really, really carefully. I just hope he spent a long time afterwards, cuddling her and thanking her for caring so much. Obviously she cared for him a great deal, and I think that letting her know that he saw this, returned the feeling and was grateful might have been more important that stopping her, in the long run.
monsterofthapuss 3
what a bunch of crybabies