Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
The old switcheroo
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Great presentation!
Today, I wore a new pair of heels to an interview. Halfway through, as they were showing me around the production floor, one of my heels snapped. I was forced to finish the interview wobbling on one heel like a drunk flamingo. I wasn’t offered the job, but they did say, “You have great balance.” FML
Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview, I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
The price is right
Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
The limp
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work that I'd bought yesterday. Around lunchtime, I finally realised that one shoe felt slightly tighter than the other. I took it off and found some paper stuffing still inside. I'd spent five hours walking around with it. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Stress test
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
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reaza13 0
So? They probably didnt see it.
madasahatter 0
Hahaha priceless. Maybe they will just think it's your style and that you're really cool
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reaza13 0
So? They probably didnt see it.
D0GS_B1T3 0
Agreed. They probably didn't see. Plus, it's not like they aren't going to hire you because you had on two different shoes. Also, if you didn't notice it that morning, then the were obviously close.
sexymessy 0
The OP said they crossed their legs, so the interviewer could have seen it. Lets hope not LOL. But yeah you should probably get ready with the lights on!
pwincessa23 1
i had a neighbor who used to that all the time. it was like a fashion statement. it actually wasn't that bad & she had the cutest heels & outfits. hope u pulled it off too.
poorjudgement 26
As Belgarath the Sorcerer once said: I wear two different shoes because my left one is the most comfortable left shoe I ever had and my right ine is the most comfortable right shoe I ever had. JK. Hope it didn't matter, even ig they noticed.
sens3sfailing 25
#81-You should probably not have a stupid icon pic of yourself with your boob almost falling out. Please, it away for all of our sakes.
Cyrus00 41
#30, If they did see it shows she doesn't pay attention to detail. These things make a difference!
cocochouya 0
thats just funny
madasahatter 0
Hahaha priceless. Maybe they will just think it's your style and that you're really cool
Person1233 13
How the hell did you not realize you put on 2 different shoes earlier ? * insert statement full of win here*
genius_man16 1
That's what I want to know. I mean. Do you just have your shoes in a pile or something? and do they all feel the same when you're wearing them? I just can't believe people are this dumb. Not to mention the interviewer probably didn't notice or care in any way.
Duckasaurus 0
Woman and their shoes...
kristindabomb 12
Come on, you don't have to sound like a jerk. This woman has been laid off, times are stressful enough as it is, she was prob looking for a job for a while and just accidentaly put on different shoes. I'm sure it happens more than you think.
redbluegreen 41
I don't know about you, but all my heels, flats, and even tennis shoes all feel completely different from each other. I would've defiantly noticed that without even looking down. If you couldn't tell the difference, then maybe they weren't all that different to begin with, which is no real biggie. Now if you're mixing designers... that's a whole new level. My mother always told me never to cross my legs though. Especially for interviews. It gives off bad body language.
pleasetryagain 0
I understand that she's been going through hard times, but that just means that you try THAT much harder to impress someone. I also don't understand how you put on two different shoes. I can't wear two different sneakers on my feet let alone dress shoes.
metal27928 2
Hilarious. This is one of those FML's that are just funny. I can totally imagine the horror of realization.
Isoldael 27
And then the horror of realizing that your horror-struck face just made them realize about your shoes, when they probably wouldn't have noticed otherwise. But yes, I agree with everyone above saying that OP should act as if it was intentional :)
Kamazar 0
If it's a decent company, they'll hire you because of your skill, not your shoes. But hey, if I were an interviewer, I'd be more interested in someone with style and spontaneity than all those other frickin' robots trying to look all perfect and tidy.
alliemi 0
As if it really matters? They probably won't even notice. I NEVER match my socks, even at work.
DemonicAngel151 0
LOL Nice XD
deja54 0
I don't match socks either, actually. Just make sure they're *roughly* the same color.
dancexoxtwilight 0
I don't match my socks, either. Not in the slightest. It makes it so much easier to put socks away in the drawer (you don't have to match them) and if one sock gets a hole in it you don't have to throw away the pair. OP: If you were sitting at a table, she couldn't have seen. Don't worry about it... and if she's hiring you for your shoes, there are some major issues with her.
addictedtomusicc 0
well, i purposely wear odd socks. sure, i hav matching ones, but i go out of my way to make them odd. so long as theyre like, same shape/height watever :) yes, i know im odd :D
alliemi 0
ESPECIALLY if it was a second interview
midwestjerk 0
And this is why men have two, maybe three pairs of shoes. 1) Everyday shoes 2) Dress shoes 3) Winter boots
deja54 0
Eh. I have running shoes, everyday shoes, two different pairs of dress shoes (brown and black), work shoes (work as in like, yard work, not office), and hiking boots (doesn't really count, though, I know).
cough 0
you're obviously not real man then
dcainswo 0
they might take it as "hey, this chick is not uptight and free spirited" and like the fact that (although not intentionally) you made light of a tense and stressful situation.