I think it smells like BO.. or maybe it's just the man who serves my drinks...

... That really doesn't help the situation D:

I immediately thought this sounded like a Ralph Wiggum line from The Simpsons.

Congrats on your soon-to-be gothic angelet

74 - I really hate this username D: I made it years ago. Wish I could change it.

What type of coffee do you drink

OP If you want some help trying to prevent morning sickness, this is what I was taught. Try setting an alarm for about 2 or 3am and go pee. I know it will suck, but there's horomones in a woman's urine when pregnant that can cause morning sickness and it builds up at night since you aren't using the bathroom for 8-10 hours.

how many months do u have to be to go on maternity leave, if u can?

117- maternity leave is for when you have the baby, sometimes a few weeks before depending on if you're on bed rest. Otherwise employers do not have to give you time off to get over the morning sickness. For a lot of women, it lasts through the entire pregnancy anyway.

OP, I took something called Preggie Pops for my morning sickness. If you live in the states Motherhood or Babies R Us sells them. Otherwise your doctor may be able to prescribe something for you. I work at a tea shop and we have a pretzel kiosk right outside our store that makes one of my pregnant employees sick. She got a prescription and is doing much better. Hope it passes soon!

I live in Australia, but I'll try the baby section of toys r us

I just saw the location. Silly me. I don't have a babies r us where I live either but I was able to order them online. Btw Congrats on the little one. :)

I think that's called maternity leave :)

Maternity leave is when you have the baby. Sometimes a few weeks before but not the beginning of a pregnancy

ACK BRIAN PEEPERS GTFO!!

Lol. It's Brian Peppers, not Brian Peepers :P You silly goose, you!

Lmao. I think I always change it in my head to peepers cause of the eyes!!

what does. Monday have 2 do with this FML

32 People don't tend to like Monday, which would make ot worse

*it

Y DORS EVERYBODY HATE ME I ****** HATE MY LIFE

DOES

I think that would still be accurate were you to get rid of the "and smell the coffee" bit

No shit, Sherlock.

Lol 84 I say that all the time!!

Hunger games :)

Yea good idea. It's not weird at all to receive your morning coffee from someone who looks like they are standing at the quarantine section of a hospital.

Tell them you just got back from Japan and old habits die hard (I'm actually not insulting anyone, it's a common suggestion of doctors for you wear a surgical mask when biking [to work] in Japan, I'm not sure about walking around however...)

76, as far as I know, that's more common in China. Nice try, though.

Eh, my friends are the experts on that side of the world, my knowledge focuses mostly on Europe, I got it somewhat right therefore I feel accomplished

I agree with this… I mean, if you're constantly vomiting/feeling sick on the job then it must be obvious to your manager that you shouldn't be at work… unless this has been happening for a while. In that case, good luck… FYL. (By the way, I accidentally hit YDI, but I definitely don't think you deserve it.)

That's why I drink tea instead, unfortunately coffee isn't something I can avoid all of the time D:

I bow to you fellow tea lover *fancy hat trick, full courtier bow complete with over the top 16th century courtly suit/dress, whichever works better*

Bizarre_ftw you need to learn how to keep your mouth shut. You hav been stalking gothic angle and making all her comments look bad. Grow up

89 - But then again, look who got thumbed up and who got thumbed down...

89. Is she an acute angle? or obtuse?

89 what the **** are you talking about??............ some ppl really need to check themselves before getting on here. smartass

LOL XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a 13 yo is trying to tell me to "grow up" this just made my week XD!!!

Hahhaha, I love how I am 13 and trying to help someone, and you are a tattooed 17 year old who I do not fear, trying to put me and others like gothic angel down. I did not literally mean grow up, I meant I would like if we both could just stop fighting ( although what does grow up hav to do with any of what I just said lol :) ) Please can we stop fighting? Ps: I don't care how many negative thumbs I get I'm trying to apologize.

Apology accepted, I'm never one to enjoy a feud (now a debate, that's a different story....) However I'd like to set two things straight One: you say I'm trying to put you and the op down, when in fact I'm not trying anything of the sort (okay, the laughing at you was not Kind, but I found the juxtaposition of our ages and your comment extremely entertaining, however I'll apologize to you for that) I think the op is a perfectly kind woman with an honest problem, however I do not know how to fix it, therefore I'm simply commenting to the topics directly at hand.

Two: You refer to me being tattooed as a bad thing, I have one that was drawn by a very close friend of my mother's who sadly committed suicide, she was an Amazing artist with an inspiring view of the world, and I can tell all this from her art, I am not religious yet the drawing is shaped like a wing and I have it on one shoulder as a symbol that you will always live on through your art/what you gave the world. The other one is a little j on my ankle, it's there because my cousin lost her baby at 6 months, he was born alive and lived maybe three hours, his name was Jesse and I got the first letter of his first name on my ankle (and I will do this with others who are important to me) so I can carry what little there is left of them with me (the other is a doodle I did that I love and makes me happy that's tiny and lovely) Can you tell me what's wrong with this^?

I am very sorry, I do not think tattoos are bad, it is amazingly sweet of you to have those in memory. :) I apologize!!

OP: Do you also self-medicate with tea? :3