Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
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Top comments
CathyCraaazy 8
OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:
WithaKay 4
Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!
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Comments (176)
SofaKingFast 0
She didn't have any money, so she was paying you to work on her house with sex. That doesn't make her your girlfriend lol. Way to milk it for 3 1/2 years though! But it sucks to be used like that. Sorry OP :(
doublewide420 0
was she supposed to break up with you before you finished,that wouldn't be smart.
mohecin05 0
i'm so sorry, that's just sad
NathanPS 14
At least your bed will be warm tonight.
twinkybandit 2
that makes no sense
xXshadowrollerXx 6
81 - I believe they're trying to say OP's girlfriend was cold, cause of what she did. :P
NathanPS 14
101 - you got it.
lmaoatall 6
a bag of quick- krete down the pipes should fix the problem
Capt_Oblivious 10
She timed that about right.
Leebra 6
Do you have a wrecking ball? Now would be a great time to use one. Call it an accident.
SpizzySpose_fml 0
kill yourself. but kill her first
enonymous 9
I had this exact problem. I was hired as a contractor to fix this woman's house after a few dates of me in her closet while she took a shower she decided it was time for a break and restraining order.
khaya 9
I will not make a rude comment because you are a fellow south African. But does anybody else see the connection?
enonymous 9
You two have the same hair, eyes and nose. it's freaky
reganera 0
me too
DocBastard 40
I won't make a rude comment because it isn't warranted.