Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
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CathyCraaazy 8
OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:
WithaKay 4
Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!
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Comments (176)
Miss_Random 0
Maybe it took him so long for financial reasons. He would spend what he had for one project, then had to wait to save up some more money in order to start another project. Also, he could have run into unexpected problems along the way that ended up costing him more to correct it. Or, he had no idea what he was doing and wanting to do things right, he made sure to take it slow. Making sure he fully understood what the hell he was doing before he attempted any renovations so he wouldn't cause a disaster.
grdianknight 0
guess that completes your time as tool, congratulations
evadeschipper 6
wow, damn material girls... Hope you get over it okay!
ifiFaLL 1
i would go insane with a sledgehammer. it's your money. :)
Vindishu 2
Tear that bitches stuff down faster than she can blink.
yummycupcakegirl 0
U shuold be happy that ur not with her anymore.
Jonah171 12
Set the house on fire.
tahvoh 3
hahahahahaha She's a good one.
mysteryman123 0
yeah, she told me about that! I'm with her now and she says Ur a real loser!
LakersFanatiC 3
wow if i was u i wouldve destroyed what i had fixed loll