Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
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Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
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Top comments
CathyCraaazy 8
OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:
WithaKay 4
Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!
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Comments (176)
mask724 7
well at least she got her moneys worth lol
marriiee_fml 0
tsk tsk. shady women indeed.
maa_rico 4
yes indeed.
stilldrunk88 6
It was like a three and half year porno.
dolphincheddar 10
did u at least get something out of it? she had to pay u back somehow ;) if she didn't I wouldn't have fixed any house
CheckMyProfile 17
Sue her! :D
prince122 0
how about you get a sledge hammer and destroy what you built.
datsamegui 0
go t pee the house and crap
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
release ur sex tapes!!!
Finn_the_human 5
Dames are tricky ones.
staceysgenesis16 0
get the bitch drunk , stick that thing in a closet , set the house on fire and drive away.
dmb208 4
tell her its not finished then take out all the support
TurboTalon 0
Will work for sex, and a home-cooked meal!
dre_bro11 12
If my calculations are correct, your 3 and a half year work could be demolished in a matter of seconds. I'd head that way. :)
JPabla03 0
hey Stacy I'm just hellah bored too wanna talk? fb?
browntiga 0
it's sex in exchange for a house. you should just write **** on her forehead :)
CathyCraaazy 8
OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:
juliahockey 0
agreed. karma's a bitch, though. it will get her :)
adamcole20 0
a playa gotsta play
TheDrifter 24
The part I can't believe is that she kept it up for 3 1/2 years of renovations. Now that woman's got patience.
SmittyJA24 26
Yeah... sadly, we never realize when we're being "used" 'til it's too late. I hope you got some damn good pussy from her over those 3 1/2 years, dude.
felipe87 2
if you want her back, just sneak in the house and start sabotaging things.
blaherman 12
burn the house down?
RealChinese 7
karma don't do shit
lulzcow 0
really 2? you can't believe that? she has a ******. that makes her a manipulative compulsive lying bitch. probably a ***** too. I believe it very easily.
sheldencn 5
great idea
OBTrice 15
Sounds like she is a gold digger.WARN OTHERS!
KingreX32 21
i can believe it
deathtrap 0
oh wow that's shady!!!
ImaWiseGuy 5
so you payed her to leave pretty much.....
whymee55 6
wow 3 and a half years to do up a house no wonder she dumped you.
svlenta 0
well aint you a douche
Nadinek98 0
douche indeed
dirtyblond 4
Indeeeeed!....
ZeeBest86 6
douche or not...it's true!!
aardvarkish 17
I agree with 4 eat me
you_freak 7
Lol! I see a nice pair of manboobs growing!
Dixbfloppin 11
And you must be OP's ex-girlfriend.
RyDawg918 0
hahahahahahahahahahaha
WithaKay 4
Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!
ugliness 6
that would be fun :3 until OP gets charged with arson, not so fun
Tuesdays76 0
Because OP paid for all the supplies used to fix the house, he can undo everything and take everything he put there with it.
xMegan96 0
burnin down the house
whiterabbit420 4
it docent say op paid for anything, just that he did the work. either way if it's her house she can press charges if he damages anything.
Necromal 2
in south Africa? Pfft good luck.
veteranvoyce 2
were you fixing her house, or building a new one? ydi for being lazy.
ori0324 1
agreed.
UpsidedownKayak 9
No, he's not entitled to anything. Where is the contract or point of sale for his work? He did the work because he thought he was in a relationship. Dude just got played. EDIT: This is for #9.
UpsidedownKayak 9
EDIT: Nevermind, nothing to see here.
vip3r20 8
how is it lazy??? he's fixing her house
veteranvoyce 2
98 - I bet it takes you 2 weeks to take a poo
miss_cougar 0
Well if OP had a real job, we can understand. this could just have been something he did for her on weekends!
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Wow, she must have been really determined to get her house fixed.
pitchblease 2
take her to court, you are due financial compensation.
ejejeje 0
how? there's no contract. they were dating. he didn't have to fix it, he chose to. and maybe thats not the reason she dumped his ass.
pitchblease 2
if he can prove with a preponderance of the evidence in civil court that she only dated him to get her house fixed, he would be due financial compensation. it's a tort, as in harm was done to him. he had to spend time and resources on the repairs, which for the time and resources used, he would need to collect damages.
ejejeje 0
it's not a tort. lol. that's like suing your ex because you guys went out to dinner. or on trips. or bc they gave you advice. or bc they helped you put the dishes away. or..... bc they CHOSE to date you. they chose to fix the house. no one made them. it's called free will. there's no court case there.
muchagente 5
oh. you're lucky you've just made it.