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We're on a break
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Depressed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
We were on a break
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Tjop
South Africa
Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
Anonymous
Mysterious girl
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Anonymous
Three days?
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Anonymous
Should I Stay or Should I Go?
Today, my girlfriend contacted me. She said she'd thought over her feelings over our temporary break in the relationship, and she wanted to try again. Being my stupid, self-loathing self, I asked her so many questions on if she was sure or not that she went back into doubt and revoked the offer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Anonymous
Hillsboro, United States
Smooth sailing
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Gullible
Cleveland, United States
Breakdown
Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML
mysteryguy3039
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
something smells like cheating
guitarherogeek 22
Trash took itself out, let her go there’s so much better out there for you. Don’t you go back at the end of the year!! Time to move on
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guitarherogeek 22
Trash took itself out, let her go there’s so much better out there for you. Don’t you go back at the end of the year!! Time to move on
RichardPencil 32
On the bright side, you have three months to find a replacement. (Are you sure that she's not using the hiatus for that purpose?)
Rodville 28
Sounds like she wasn’t to play the field. Best to just let her go.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
something smells like cheating
BurnInDemonFire 39
Dude, Ross jumped into bed with another woman days after his "break" from Rachel. If she tells you she "misses being single", and "wants to experience it one last time" before getting married and settling down, she has a side piece, and is trying to have her cake and eat it too while working out which of you to stick with, so save her the trouble and decide for her.
namine120409 42
*hours
BurnInDemonFire 39
Dude! I haven't seen the show in years. And that doesn't need correcting.
TCRII 30
Tell her to call you at the end of the year. Then change your number and move on with your life.
Lakota Potter 10
its her way of breaking up. trust me
sarsuela 29
Plus side is she gave you an ending time - end of the year - and not a vague "I don't know how much time I need". I'd still ask what excactly does she need a break from and what is she planning to do during these three-four months.
red6joker 8
she wants a break to **** someone else without the guilt. move on, she's not worth it.
thatkorean 5
“We should take a break” aka “I want to **** around for the next few months with other people. But wait for me” Let her go.