Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
Today, I drank cocktails and shots. On the way home, I had to pee so bad that I only got to the front door and peed all over our carpet. My mom saw the whole thing and my dad saw the aftermath with the super drenched carpet and shoes. My mom had to mop the floor after I ran to the bathroom. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML
Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
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thaney18 0
ew.
ifiFaLL 1
lolololololol id be super pissed if i found my sisters piss stain on my bed. id pull a scary movie 2 and shove her face in it
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Comments (104)
bthomas0319 2
Pee is gross.
Frelling 0
Looks like you commented on an FML... time to drink my own piss.
techweed 12
no shit, sherlock
HatefulPilot 0
Eat shit, Sherlock?
FireNinja 3
post 1: uh no it isn't. it is sterol. and it's a very kinky way of life. I'm offended by your words.
mfmylifesrsly 30
lol 31 reminds me of that freaky pee/shit/bloody tampon ****
KleenexWaffle 3
31 The word is 'Sterile'. Golden showers bring happiness upon all who's shiny glory it touches. As long as I'm the reliever and not the receiver, It's good. Unless the chick is really hot, then I'd bask in that glory till kingdom come.
dolphincheddar 10
urine is actually a valid source of hydration. just like in the discovery channel. I assume it's not the easiest to consume tho.
eyez_lay_low1921 0
idont care how "sterile" piss is, its GROSS to drink piss period.!!
MissBunny25 0
sterol?
cloudy01 0
Sterizzo
sterlingarcher 1
the same thing happened to me accept it was vomit.. yeah it was discusting
mintcar 10
Sterol? As in lipid? What? sgghgfdzzAfhjg
TraceCase_ 19
Sister pee is pretty gross for sure.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Personally I LOVE a hot glass of pee every morning! Dee-LISH! Hmm-mmm.
randomlettrrs 8
bear grills drinks his piss, so it must be good.
heimdallr 14
Is it just me, or did #9's comment just soar over a majority of heads?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Dang 56 I dint know ya could laugh till ya vomit D:
sterlingarcher 1
lol yup it happens.. and it's sooo gross..
xxcheezy7xx 5
LOOL YUM BLOODY SHITTY TAMPON **** :S
staceysgenesis16 0
mmmm sterol carol .. love pee .. *throws up*
sterlingarcher 1
87.. what the hell?
facilitator 0
sry but need to comment jump. why am I the only one wondering why his mom was doing stand-up in his/her room
oemgeezz 0
haha #66 wow
oemgeezz 0
haha #66 wow
eponina 0
actually pee will dehydrate you.
FireNinja 3
did you know, if you eat any fruit about 30 minutes or more before you pee, it will slightly taste like that fruit?
thaney18 0
ew.
maa_rico 4
collateral damage.
Soloman212 28
A necessary sacrifice.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Oh FYL OP If I found my sisters pee stain on my bed I'd be pretty pissed.... Hehehehe
RyDawg918 0
how sad for you
ImaWiseGuy 5
put some paper down....
deathtrap 0
oh well. clean it up and get over it
Tuesdays76 0
No no no, have the sister clean it up an get over it.
mask724 7
you should have locked your door! fyl
A7X_LoVeee 10
Who locks their bedroom door..?
ugliness 6
I know, I've never even had a bedroom lock :(
PassTheDutch 0
I lock my bedroom door if I have bud in my room. only because my little brother goes through my shit.
ori0324 1
atleast it wasnt other types of bodily fluid...
partygril378 0
like....never mind.
superpoptart 24
wow that's awesome...
ifiFaLL 1
lolololololol id be super pissed if i found my sisters piss stain on my bed. id pull a scary movie 2 and shove her face in it
MissBunny25 0
hahahahahahahahaha ah, I needed a good laugh. thank you.
ifiFaLL 1
baha ^_^
nothingtodisplay 7
Win^^
FMLsOhilarious 6
lmao. That's funny.
liggity 1
Better than poo!
Frelling 0
Bear Grylls should date your sister.
kbtoyz69 9
I see what you did there
newzealandkiwi 0
I agree....
staceysgenesis16 0
oh HAH i get that lol