Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three months broke up with me. Her reason? I'm "not interesting." I said things that might have led to a conversation, she would say "yeah" to everything. She argued about stuff I said that she didn't like; called my mates cunts; didn't let me have female mates. All her mates are lads. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
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Srom_fml 14
Sounds like you need someone better in your life.
E2dav 5
You haven't mentioned still being smitten with her which is a positive. Time to move forward & find someone else
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Comments (16)
Srom_fml 14
Sounds like you need someone better in your life.
E2dav 5
You haven't mentioned still being smitten with her which is a positive. Time to move forward & find someone else
RichardPencil 32
She probably saw better choices on Tinder.
jbuckets_404 39
OUCH! :-(
Taylor Caldwell 10
Yeah dick pencil isn’t always the nicest to the op’s
RichardPencil 32
Am I wrong?
jriley4u 17
Three years and she’s still titled girlfriend? Maybe she was ready for a relationship that is going somewhere.
Iamthebanzai22 21
SOme of the closest couples I know are still boyfriend and girlfriend or partners after 10 years. It wasn't that.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Well, maybe that is her way of dealing with the breakup although, I know, it really hits a person in the guts if you are still in love with her. At least now you know where she stands. Sometimes hard closure can turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to you. I speak from experience.
rgkkk 17
Well, she waited till it was over, it counts for something. I'd guess the feeling was gone for some time and that's it. Happens to lots of people, you'll be fine
uniformed 13
just think, she probably boinked at least 3 people that very night! lol
Iamthebanzai22 21
Dude, this is the second comment that I have seen from you that just makes you seem like an insensitive prick. I guess firing off cheap shots from behind the safety of your keyboard makes you feel good but it isn't what a person with some steel in them would do.
uniformed 13
the OP is now screwing his ex more than your opinion matters to me. hahaha
GamerChickxoxo 16
she was probably on tinder for a long time before that
JackFaire 27
I mean yeah that sucks but why do I get the feeling you're more upset that she broke up with you nicely than the fact she broke up with you? Would you rather she had been horrible about dumping you and told you to screw off? She told you she wasn't sure clearly she was trying to let you down easy.
distortedcognition 17
I’m sure that hurt, a LOT, but it’s better to be done now than in years from now when y’all are even more entwined. I’m sorry for your pain, this too will heal