Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
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CathyCraaazy 8
OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:
WithaKay 4
Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!
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Comments (176)
im_awsome 2
thats wrong in so many levels. :(
xmarkstheheart 0
Consult a lawyer and send your conniving ex an itemized bill. Sounds like she owes you thousands. Neither sex nor a relationship can legally count toward payment.
whiterabbit420 4
it was a service freely performed. if op did it willingly, she doesn't owe him anything.
Schlimpikins 0
She probably broke up with you because you took so damn long
capitalone 0
just break whatever you fixed
SluggerJ 7
she never loved you OP YDI for not figuring out sooner
a_traveler 5
I'd say sue her for the amount of money you invested in her house.
ryno2004 1
you got played
Mitcha857 0
wow even women in other countries can be as shallow as women here in the U.S! Just goes to show you women are the root of all evil
mireyatsanti_fml 0
Not all woman.
SofaKingFast 0
47, would your name happen to be Lewis Black?
ekuechle 0
yep that sounds typical but don't give up they'll be another one to do you wrong
yuggi1 11
See if you can take her to court and win back some of the money lost. FYL