Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
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Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
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CathyCraaazy 8
OUCH. Can't believe she used you like that D:
WithaKay 4
Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!
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Comments (176)
TheSofaKing 7
Send the bitch a bill or sue her
zues70 4
I'm with them...tear out ur work...
thefmlinator 10
All women are bitches that's why I turned gay
tanzanika 0
nothing a crowbar and bat cant fix in her walls:)
toasty97 3
ur such a tool
bargarlm 2
it's like that chick on sex & the city, who kept the guy around cause he fixed up things in her house, lol
LinTurk 4
If he goes into her house without her permission even if it's to retrieve his things it's still theft. Best to just take her to court.
mawang_sky 1
u did fixed-up her house for a rest of lifehha
xrainbowshadowx 17
Sounds to me like he was using you, FYL. She's a bitch, you deserve better OP.
xxcheezy7xx 5
looks like you were her b-i-t-c-h ;)