Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
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peterblack67 9
Are you finding girls at some sort of ultra Christian school? Cause most people don't care if your parents are divorced.
RichardPencil 32
Do you keep it secret? Typically, one has several dates before they consider someone a girlfriend, and you might discuss your family on one of those. Something smells here.
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peterblack67 9
Are you finding girls at some sort of ultra Christian school? Cause most people don't care if your parents are divorced.
Rusty Armstrong 13
it probably has something to do with the statistic about children of divorced parents being more likely to get divorced themselves. she'd probably make a decent gambler
jkjorn 18
Could be, but for OP to find 4 in a row that think like that is pretty bad luck. OP would NOT make a good gambler!
Brightside86 31
Feels like high school drama, or there is some weird biproduct of his parents divorce, like split custody.
LennyB13 2
I would still call the excuse of split custody high school drama. Once you’re an adult you make time see people, it either works out or not.
RichardPencil 32
Do you keep it secret? Typically, one has several dates before they consider someone a girlfriend, and you might discuss your family on one of those. Something smells here.