Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You probably were supposed to be a temporary thing until someone better came along. Now that you're counting anniversaries, she's realized it's gone on too long.
Silver_helmet 10
The anniversary woke her up. Sorry this one is really FML, you will need closure, and maybe talk to a professional to get it out of your system.
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And1 12
Size matters, dude!
RichardPencil 32
I don't think you get to two years with a teeny peeny. It's when you get ghosted after the first date that includes sex, that's when you can guess that size was an issue. Or so I've heard...
RichardPencil 32
You probably were supposed to be a temporary thing until someone better came along. Now that you're counting anniversaries, she's realized it's gone on too long.
Silver_helmet 10
The anniversary woke her up. Sorry this one is really FML, you will need closure, and maybe talk to a professional to get it out of your system.
Jon Tessler 14
don't expect an answer as to "why", and she doesn't owe you an answer. most times the ex will make something up anyway. the sooner you move on, the better.
kfchicken 31
yes after two years she doesn't owe him common courtesy, you're right that is too much to expect from shitty people.