Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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Top comments
bobdole 0
wow. post her e-mail address so we can spam that ho. just kidding, but seriously.
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
Ouch!
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Comments (41)
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
Ouch!
bobdole 0
wow. post her e-mail address so we can spam that ho. just kidding, but seriously.
forgettingsunday 0
how can you be kidding and serious at the same time?
Unlucky_Gun 0
Because #65, #4 was kidding about spamming her but serious about the "wow" part
mleugim 0
what a #####! Look for someone better, you don't deserve that
Unlucky_Gun 0
Well she already left him so I don't think OP has a choice but to find someone better unless he just wants to be single for a while
greenman_fml 0
sounds like a threesome opportunity to me
red_apples 0
#8 has an interesting point.
wafflemonger 0
Yeah, I agree, totally gross. It's way better if they're conscious.
Hoff 0
LOL #14!!!
NorfolkDude 2
Talk about awkward long pauses at the dinner table for months to come! I smell a sitcom!!!!!!
Cloudy_fml 0
^ Uhhhhh, unless she already gave him one.
mleeb 0
this isn't even believable. funny though.