Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML
Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML
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hopejm 5
send them a bill. then take them to judge Judy when they won't pay. she doesn't like that kind of bs. good luck
RichardPencil 32
She'll come back to you. When her car breaks down. This time, just never complete the job until you've gotten married to her and had kids.
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Comments (3)
cuz803 46
I smell a simp
Plop 17
Depends a bit on whether he was getting some tail over those 9 months. If yes, then he was just taken advantage of. If yes, then he's the Simp-in-chief.
RichardPencil 32
She'll come back to you. When her car breaks down. This time, just never complete the job until you've gotten married to her and had kids.
hopejm 5
send them a bill. then take them to judge Judy when they won't pay. she doesn't like that kind of bs. good luck