Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
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mofran 0
shit on her doorstep. don't worry bro, **** that bitch & move on.
wisese 0
Your girlfriend is an immature child. Even if you were a horrible boyfriend, she has proven to be a rather low creature because she couldn't simply leave you; she evidently thought it was appropriate to attack you. Class act. Be glad she's gone op.
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Comments (149)
simsimma88 0
What a bitch. But don't worry, so is karma
alycion 39
OCD sucks. I don't know why people think its fun to screw with people who have it. It goes beyond normal fears. If medication for dealing with it isn't for you there is a book out called brain lock. Has great cbt steps you can take at home. Meditation works well too. If you can get it under some control, which won't be easy, people can't use it to screw with you.
Otarin 6
He didn't say OCD. He said he has germophobia. AKA he is petrified of germs or things that might carry germs.
IndigoAcrylic 9
How can you be petrified by germs? xD Petrified means to like make a stony replica of something...so yaa check ya self before ya wreck ya self ;D
alycion 39
Germaphobia is a form of OCD.
fo_86 0
Good thing she's gone she sounds like a bitch
poohbearlover1 0
Straight up b****
SwtCherryPie 26
Everyone is saying she's a bitch, but we're only getting his side of the story. Did you do something to warrant her going apeshit on your house or is she just a bitch? No one knows but OP.
alycion 39
There is no excuse for it though. Same with verbally or physically abusing someone. There are some things people need to be above. Male and female. Revenge isn't sweet. It's childish and just begs for the cycle to continue and progressively get worse. If someone is mistreating you, leave. If they are abusing you, get proper help involved. Acting like a 3 year old on a temper tantrum isn't right.
lilmama9088 0
She stupid for that shit I am sorry :-(
chels1994 11
It's clearly the mature thing to do
IndigoAcrylic 9
Kayyy here is what ya do. She is a chick so she probably hates bugs. Buy a box of chocolates, eat the chocolates (after you wash your hands of course), go to the pet store (bring santizer with you) and then buy a bag ot crickets and fill the box witj crickets and then leave it on her door step ^_^
fmlsrawesome 0
that's cold. she couldn't have just left you she had to trash your stuff. childish. but maybe she thinks by doing that the germaphobe side will go away. still It was childish.
Starfiji 0
What a bitch!