Anonymous
Canada
Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bologna, Italy
Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
Anonymous
Gladewater, United States
Bad boy
Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML
aaalias34
United States
Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
anonymous
Rock Hill, United States
Spray it loud
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Good boy
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
life_suxxx
United States
Bad doggy
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Anonymous
Bad boy
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Really
United States
Bad boy
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Mr Pippin
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
Top comments
StoryOfTheYear 15
Hot shit. ._.
ten_go86 5
take a dump near your dog's house so he'll know what shit smells like
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Hot shit. ._.
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Op: "Sniff" WTH??? Dog: Rub my face in it now bitch. (yes I understand that by doing this the dog would have his face rubbed in the new shit.)
enonymous 9
**** I want some fudge brownies now.
StoryOfTheYear 15
29- OP will set out a pan with some sprinkles ready for next time.
truthurt47 0
Cold shit!
Jonkbaby 23
did the dog take an arrow to the kbee
BeefyQueef 5
The last sentence of this FML is unnecessary.
kyarush 10
Lol thats shitty
assduffmovie 0
only thing that could make this worse if this song came up: "Love is in the Air"
Tsunami87 17
Talk about a shitty situation...
mintcar 10
Um, no.
D37H100 5
No.
FYLDeep 26
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, There's no limit! What? I thought we were starting something here. I guess no one probably remembers that song anyway.
Awsemogreeb 19
21 - that makes two of us
Tsunami87 17
Gon get buried, awesome
DynamicDave 11
No, nein, negative, huh-uh.
yumlicious 4
That's shitty. ...Couldn't resist...
WCARlover 35
But you should have
StoryOfTheYear 15
My mind was telling me to be nice and not thumb you down. Couldn't resist.
yumlicious 4
My down thumbs outnumber your thumbs ups! I WIN.
nolife1200 0
ahh. thats horrible :(
HahaBoy 0
Spray some FeBreeze on that shit!
suavesuave 2
Why didn't you clean your dog when he takes a shit or let him take a shit on a lawn like everybody else does lol
cosmosis 12
Not everybody has a lawn for starters, secondly cleaning the dog is only part of the problem, thirdly, the intake for the furnace has dog shit in it!!!!! It takes alot to get the smell of burning shit out of a house
wisese 0
Ahhh animals...my cat used to pee in the toaster. You don't usually catch that one until attempting to make toast. A house that reeks of burnt pee and bread is really off putting...
imcharp 5
Yowza now that would be nasty.
mikepattonfan 0
What the ****????
obamathellama 0
....You didn't make toast from that toaster did you?
DingoCJ 15
YDI for having a feral cat in the first place
ten_go86 5
take a dump near your dog's house so he'll know what shit smells like
jpoole 4
Just take a crap in it's dog house to get even.
cj7geojeep 0
The comment directly above you says the EXACT same thing.
jpoole 4
Ha, I just read it right now.
truthurt47 0
16: Did you notice the time on the right corner, they both wrote it at the same time.
missalkali 8
nice catch bro. I never bother looking at the time stamps
ten_go86 5
c'mon you guys be nice
tweetypie 18
Great minds think alike?
WCARlover 35
Better than cat pee
MerrikBarbarian 9
Having smelled a lot of both working at shelters- ill take cat pee over dog shit. Pee just smells like ammonia. Shit is just nasty.
jayejayejaye122 3
Smart dog