Into the darkness
Losing more than I'll ever have
Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
killmenow
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Username
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
skrewedguy
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Whatswrongwithme?
United Kingdom
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Landin
Vernal, United States
Time sensitive
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
franzia
Cheap labor
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
Blake Lawrence
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML
Username
United States
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Anonymous
Bremerton, United States
Why? What? Where? When?
Today, my fiancée of 4 years decided she can't live with me anymore. She never gave a reason, just upped and left. FML
Top comments
QueenSaru 28
Were you delighted when she left?
tounces7 28
So you lost the light of your life, and the lights of your life, all at once.
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Comments (8)
Oragami 16
Sounds like what my aunt did last time she left her ex
Aiden89 23
Guess she didn’t see a future with you
tounces7 28
He doesn't see a future with her now either....or see anything at all for that matter.
QueenSaru 28
Were you delighted when she left?
Marcella1016 32
Lmao good one The gf was full of bright ideas. Too bad she kept OP in the dark.
Guillaume Deschênes 7
wow that must have gotten you in a dark place
juggalo2 22
Listen to Where in the Hell Did You Go with My Toothbrush by the Reverend Horton Heat (true story). You will feel better.
tounces7 28
So you lost the light of your life, and the lights of your life, all at once.
bleachedraven 14
what did you do to piss her off so bad?
Yummi_913 18
Did you deserve it? Did she pay for the lightbulbs?