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Clean break

By Bad thing? - 09/09/2026 15:00 - United States

Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML

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Yudith 25

Wednesday 9 September 2026 18:27

The showering and changing clothes is normal, but the butt washing with soap after every poo is too much. You could just use a bidet or a watering can like a normal Muslim.

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