Daryll
United States
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
IndigoAcrylic
LA BITCH!!, SMD lalalala Plasticville ^_^ 31 years-old
Username
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Silver linings
Today, I got a really bad sunburn on my face while at the lake. Not to worry, though; my friends made me feel better by saying, "It takes the attention away from your acne." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML