Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
horribleawfulnogoodverybadweek
Artificial teeth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
niki
Long Beach, United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Dodged a nuke.
Mexico
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
TwiceDaily,Kids
United States
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
WellGroomed
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Top comments
Moy_fml 6
Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?
ndawgg 6
You may be using a toothbrush wrong.
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Comments (119)
J4cks0n 0
Stoopid...
PumaFau 0
She is missing out
summerloolooloo 0
That time of the month for her or something?Cranky bitch.
plethora 3
I'm pretty sure there would have been more to it than this fml implies. "Can I use your toothbrush?" "No." "I think we should break up." I don't think so.
jrealnj 0
well it sounds like she was a nasty chic anyway. you save yourself a doctors visit, be grateful.
Austino713 0
Why didn't you just say to her something about germs she must be hypocritical bcuz im sure she probly wouldn't let you use her toothbrush either... she is probly hypocritical lol
Sekococo 0
i think its a sign that one day she wants to share STD's with you. be happy you dont have a crazy girl like that anymore. :D
ohgosh_noooo 0
that's disgusting.. why do you think they mass produce them bitches?! people haven't shared toothbrushes since the invention of plastics.. nearly a hundred years ago
marierad 0
i steal my bf's tooth brush once in a while. i dont think its gross...
EricJ 3
If by "steal" you mean that you use his toothbrush without telling him, that's gross. He's entitled to know.
Alicialovesu 0
ewwwww! thats soo groos